The most disgusting thing

Carobobaline · 13-11-2002 12:40pm #1

I was walking down O'Connell St this morning having a ciggarette and this skag head comes up and says the immortal scoby line 'he-ore have yeh goh a spa-ore smoke?'. I said no cos it was my last one and then he spat on me! I was so disgusted!

Has anything like this ever happened to any of you guys?

I cant stand spitting in general but to spit on someone you dont even know for the sake of a ciggarette just amazes me!

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 13-11-2002 12:46pm

Carry pepper spray!

Asok · 13-11-2002 12:57pm

and where would one purchase the afore mentioned pepper spray? just out of curiousity

pertinax · 13-11-2002 1:03pm

thatll never happen to me I dont smoke. I have had wierdos go up to me at atm machines though.

logic1 · 13-11-2002 1:14pm

Tear his ****ing head off and feed it to him.

Works for me.

.logic.

rymus · 13-11-2002 1:35pm

Originally posted by Danny
and where would one purchase the afore mentioned pepper spray? just out of curiousity

I'm sure it's possible to order it in bulk from some diverse online shop such as www.pepperspray.com or www.blindme.com. If I remember correctly its illegal over here so careful who you spray

I dont think I could have remained calm enough to use pepper spray though... I'd just have done what logic suggested (and then some).

Turner · 13-11-2002 1:45pm

Wonder what the long arm of the law would do if to fend off an attack you sprayed somebody with pepper spray.
Anybody know of any cases etc ?

seamus · 13-11-2002 1:56pm

Originally posted by Chief---
Wonder what the long arm of the law would do if to fend off an attack you sprayed somebody with pepper spray.
Anybody know of any cases etc ?

Chances are you be arrested for assault. And the aforemention scumbag can and probably will sue you for assualt and all sorts of other made up ****.

When he spat on you, you should have said "Yeah, OK, you can finish this smoke" and then pushed it into his eye. Dirty little scumbag. Kill kill kill :mad:

Okie · 13-11-2002 3:26pm

Originally posted by logic1
Tear his ****ing head off and feed it to him.

Feed him his own head???? :eek:

My good God, now THAT would be some feat!!!

Turner · 13-11-2002 3:47pm

Well if you are gonna get done for assault for just using pepper spray you might aswell spray him and then kick the f4ck out of him.

(You would wonder why pepper spray is illegal, its just pepper in a can ffs)

John2002 · 13-11-2002 4:02pm

Originally posted by Chief---
(You would wonder why pepper spray is illegal, its just pepper in a can ffs)

If I was legal to carry, no doubt scumbags would carry it too which could have serious consequences. If you got sprayed unsuspectingly by that stuff who knows what could happen to you.

Turner · 13-11-2002 4:16pm

I suppose so, but knifes are illegal to carry and they still carry them.
Pepperspray is harder to buy than a knife, mostly only bought on the intraweb.

MisterAnarchy · 13-11-2002 4:28pm

Cut out his tongue with a Stanley knife .
Never leave home without it.

comet · 13-11-2002 4:31pm

Sumbags and filth on the streets of the Dirty Old Town. The streets could do with a bit of cleaning up and its not just the rubbish.

rymus · 13-11-2002 4:31pm

Originally posted by Chief---
Well if you are gonna get done for assault for just using pepper spray you might aswell spray him and then kick the f4ck out of him.

roflmao

(You would wonder why pepper spray is illegal, its just pepper in a can ffs)

One squirt and youre south of the border

Ruaidhri · 13-11-2002 5:14pm

dont bother with pepper spray..get some CS gas

it's stronger and the scum wont build up an immumity against it

Carobobaline · 13-11-2002 5:18pm

as far as i know pepper spray is illegal but i would seriously love to find that scoby w*nker and kick the f*ck out of him-im really thinking of throwing out my coat and bag when i get home from college!

Kone · 14-11-2002 10:30am

A Stun-gun would do the job!

Stun Gun!

HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS! HATE SCUMMERS!

Terminator · 14-11-2002 4:51pm

Originally posted by Carobobaline
as far as i know pepper spray is illegal but i would seriously love to find that scoby w*nker and kick the f*ck out of him-im really thinking of throwing out my coat and bag when i get home from college!

Its a bit late now - why didn't you do anything when you had the chance?

cartman · 14-11-2002 5:20pm

come to ennis,
things like that happen everyday and i taut dublin was supposed to be the worst county in ireland for **** like that??
am i wrong

Dr. Dre · 15-11-2002 8:08am

and i taut dublin was supposed to be the worst county in ireland for **** like that??

lol, in Dundalk the scummers walk around town with hammers, axe's and stanley knives !

PS: I always blame the parents.
QED

Bard · 15-11-2002 8:20am

'he-ore have yeh goh a spa-ore smoke?'

"No, sorry, I don't smoke."

'But you're smoking one now, loike!'

"Holy sh*t where did that come from?"

GoneShootin · 15-11-2002 10:45am

Carry pepper spray!

nah : procedure for legal ease [PUN]

1) spit back !!
2) when he tries to hit you
3) dodge him [as they tend to be intoxicated in some way, making it easier to judge the wayward travel of this limb]
4) once safely dodged, retaliate [as is self defence].
5) method is up to you, i however would prefer kick in groin

John2002 · 15-11-2002 11:42am

Originally posted by Gone Shootin

5) method is up to you, i however would prefer kick in groin

This is one of my preferred (although I've never done it) methods. Especially if he's bigger than you, a swift kick in the balls and then a quick dash, should do the trick.

Yurmasyurda · 16-11-2002 8:56am

Originally posted by logic1
Tear his ****ing head off and feed it to him.

Works for me.

.logic.

I'd say that'd work for most people

Yurmasyurda · 16-11-2002 8:58am

Originally posted by Dr. Dre
lol, in Dundalk the scummers walk around town with hammers, axe's and stanley knives !

PS: I always blame the parents.
QED

Tis not the parents!!! It's violent video games that create scummers, murderers and the list goes on................

Victor · 16-11-2002 9:30am

Originally posted by Ruaidhri
dont bother with pepper spray..get some CS gas

Is that the smell from DNC after a LAN night full of teenage Counter Strike players?

:D:D

Biffa Bacon · 16-11-2002 11:48am

Why not just knife him to death? Killing a knacker is the moral equivalent of picking a piece of trash up off the ground and putting it in the bin.

s10 · 16-11-2002 3:15pm

u obviously look about as threatening as a girl
try growing some stubble or not looking like a student straight out of the womb ,
spitting aint a bigy imagine if you had a spare cig & he gave you a hug and a kiss on the lips ...:o tanks bud

people are always willing to help a hand in dublin
even when i catch a micro knacker in college @ a bike
students are running up making sure they get a say in whats going on . students eh ?
whatcha mean i can't break his fingers
i let him go just as his mate round the corner started throwing bottles

3 rules i live by

1. always reply to knackers with "you can't if your dead"

2. knackers who dont smoke de weed all day or not on H
are thieves (that can run "hence runners & tracksuits") , fingers & legs take over a year to heal .help a knacker not steal for a year .

3. if a knacker escapes ,hes gone to look for something to throw at you (run outa weapons from garda searches)
always keep all your knackers in a air tight resealable container

Kastro · 16-11-2002 3:55pm

im living in waterford and you can buy it in a security shop, its called defence spray, its about 15 - 20 euro an looks like a medium sized dry wipe marker.

Monty - the one and only · 17-11-2002 2:18am

This has gone on long enough, topic closed

The most disgusting thing

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