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Latest additions to penalty points system

Samson · 2002-11-12 21:39:51

1. Fluffy Dice.......... 10 points and fine 2. No Fear Sign............. Banned for life 3. 12 Inch Exhaust on Micra................Banned for Life 4. Spoilers on 1.1 Litres...............10,000 Points and Imprisonment 5. Alloys on 1990 Fiesta's.........15 points banned for six months and heavy fine 6. Blacked Out windows…

12-11-2002 9:39pm

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Samson

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1. Fluffy Dice.......... 10 points and fine
2. No Fear Sign............. Banned for life
3. 12 Inch Exhaust on Micra................Banned for Life
4. Spoilers on 1.1 Litres...............10,000 Points and Imprisonment
5. Alloys on 1990 Fiesta's.........15 points banned for six months and heavy fine
6. Blacked Out windows (Micra)...............Banned for Life, Imprisonment and a good beating
7. Nodding Dogs.............200 points banned for 15 years and put the dog down...
8. Stupid Car Stickers such as Man Utd....Car Confiscation....banned for 25 yrs...imprisonment
9. Ultra Violet Lights on Micra's,Peugeots,Punto's,Civics.....30,000 points, imprisonment, Banned for life, Ban your children...
10. Sub Woofers.....boom...boom down the road................shoot on site
11. Dance Music with high Base........a good beating......banned from driving for life and afterlife
12. Dopes who role down windows in the freezing cold to let you hear their bad taste in music..................2000 points......banned for 5 Yrs
13. Old Bags that indicate 4 miles down the road before they actually turn....beat them....ban them

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#2 13-11-2002 12:58am

Tellox

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10. Sub Woofers.....boom...boom down the road................shoot on site

roffle

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#3 13-11-2002 1:25am

STaN

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lol i fit into at least 6 of those

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#4 13-11-2002 6:40am

xern

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12 Inch Exhaust on Micra................Banned for Life

and lash the bejaysas out of them!!!

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#5 13-11-2002 12:28pm

Carbiens

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those nightrider lights on a feshty(fiesta)-50,000 points, banned for life and exorcised

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#6 13-11-2002 12:37pm

BioHazRd

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68605 :rolleyes:

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#7 13-11-2002 6:48pm

Acidflash

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Originally posted by Samson

2. No Fear Sign............. Banned for life

Don't forget the On A Mission sign

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#8 13-11-2002 8:02pm

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Knobs who talk on their mobile phones while driving because, like the stockmarket operates 24/7 man... Banned, dragged from the cars and beaten to death with their Nokia Communicators. And then banned again.

Women who put on lipstick and do a million and one other "women" things while driving. Ban them. Tie them to the bull-bars of unneccessary off-road jeeps.

People who drive unnecessary off-road jeeps. Crash them into walls at 100 mph with the driver restrained inside. Ban them.

Honking your horn in a 100 car log-jam on Pearse street, cos like THATS GOING TO HELP. Dragged from the car, stripped naked, beaten, hosed down, covered with smack and dropped off in Summerhill.

In fact, "owning a car" - Penalty: Death.

Judge DeVore.

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