Fingal math's test

Venom

FINGAL COUNTY SECONDARY SCHOOL MATHS TEST

NAME__________________________

GANG NAME____________________


1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually
misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per
drive-by shooting.
How many shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to
re-load?

2. Deco has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno
for £33.02 and 2 grammes to Tomo for £38.50 per gram, what is
the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is £38.50 per royde, how
many roydes per day must each brasser perform to support
Anto's £1,000 per week crack habit?

4. Whacker wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for
£340,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

5. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got £310,000 for the
hit. If his common law wife spends £3,100 per month, how much money
will be left when he gets out?

Extra Credit Bonus:
How much more time will Christy get for killing the slapper that
spent his money?

6. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed
with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

7. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a
speed of 35 mph, Eamo loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Eamo 20
seconds to load his magnum, how far will Liamo have travelled
when he gets whacked?

Wyverne

Brilliant;

Where'd ya find that?

Kegser

I never took that test.

Oh wait a minute thats probably because I was never in school.

Oh well back to the pimping.

Kegs.

Hecate

heheh, thats done the rounds of the mailing lists a few times alright

seen a differnt version (southsider maths test or somthing)

Lump

HA HA, nice one

John