Celtic ABÚ and all that stuff...

Goodshape

An executive on his way home from work is driving thru central Glasgow and comes to a dead halt in traffic, and thinks to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies: "It's a Rangers fan, he's just so depressed about being a poor dirty beggar and the prospect of living a second rate life, he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, Britney is pregnant again, his Celtic work colleagues are all laughing at him and he has a smack habit; I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really?" says the executive "How much have you collected so far?".

"So far," replies the policeman, "Only about three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

bozzie

ha ha ha ha ha ha
that was v class
long time since i heard it but its still a great joke:)

superconor

had to read it twice but it was great