Armagh Wedding

Benbaz

A wedding occurred just outside Armagh in Ireland.
> > >
> > > To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's
> and
> > > groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception
> room
> > > and generally kicking the sh*t out of each other. The police get
called
> in
> > > to break up the fight.
> > >
> > > The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The
> > fight
> > > continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with
the
> > use
> > > of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in court!'
> > >
> > > The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says,
> > > 'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
> > what
> > > happened.'
> > >
> > > The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his
> > > explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in an Armagh
> > > wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.
> > >
> > > The judge says, 'OK.'
> > >
> > > 'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the music
> kept
> > > going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the
> music
> > > kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden
> the
> > > groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an
> > unmerciful
> > > kick right between her legs.'
> > >
> > > Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have hurt!'
> > >
> > > 'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'
> > >

Mr.Applepie

ROFL good one

Eye

class.... pure class