Dating

deepspeed

A young man, "Big Pat" had been seeing his best friend "Sylvia" for a few months now..
He had decided not to go the whole nine yards with her until the summer time came along.

So the 1st of summer came and in the evening, he put on his best clothes, hopped into his hiace van and headed over to collect Sylvia.

"Come on Sylvia, we're goin' for a drive" says Big Pat.

"Where are we going" says Sylvia

"Ah, we're goin' off to a nice place I know in the woods" says Big Pat.

So off they went anyway, and they got to the woods just at dusk.

Big Pat reckoned the scene was set anyway and hopped Sylvia out and told her to take the clothes off, and get into the back of the Hiace.

So she willingly stripped off anyway, but told Big Pat just as things were gettin steamy:
"Oh Big Pat, I'm a virgin!"

So Big Pat says:

"Well if your not good enough for your father......!!!!"

Defenistrator

so "Big Pat" was two-timing Sylvia with Myra? is that the punchline ?

deepspeed

No such person as Myra, ,, damn, edited.!

Oeneus

What am I missing here?

Wossack

Originally posted by Oeneus
What am I missing here?

The funny part. Don't worry though, I think he's gonna add it in
in a future edit.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Heard a similar one re the Boys from the Mun, punchline was something like "If she's not good enough for her own brothers, she's not good enough for my son"

Mistakill

i know why its not funny, he forgot [/joke]

is the punchline "well if your not good enough for your father...."?

JessieG

does the word "deliverance" mean anythign to ye lol

:rolleyes: