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Tongue Twister

  • 16-10-2002 8:45am
    #1
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭


    Tongue Twister

    A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He
    says to him, "Hey
    this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you
    got
    yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue
    twister
    accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
    the
    most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd
    like
    two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets
    to
    Tittsburgh'........... So she socked me a good one." The first guy
    replied,
    "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the
    breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please
    pour me a
    bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I
    accidentally said, 'you ruined my life you evil fat slag'.


Comments

  • #2
    Kone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭Kone


    An oldie but goodie!


  • #3
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    LOL

    had not heard taht one b4 :D


  • #4
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Gaz


    Too late , i posted that last week here


  • #5
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    woop di doo, arn't u a special little boy, here timmmmmy, suck my dick.

    Who gives a fu<k?!

    Piss off. :p


  • #6
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Gaz


    Right me and you , playground , 4:30 !!


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  • #7
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    Originally posted by Gideon
    here timmmmmy, suck my dick
    Darth Homer
    Right me and you , playground , 4:30 !!


    eh, i wasn't serious man...SCAREY boy....


    heh heh ...


    bit of fisty cuffs eh.

    :p


  • #8
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Gideon he is offering blow you for what appears to be free, ask what playground it is and what day :)


  • #9
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    eh... no.


  • #10
    Makaveli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Good joke hadnt heard it before.
    :)


  • #11
    phreak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    Gideons and Darth Homers posts were funnier than the actual joke tbh.


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  • #12
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    thats a good en hehe:D


  • #13
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    still laughing


  • #14
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Good stuff!!!
    :D


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