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How many No to Nice campaigners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • 08-10-2002 1:08pm
    #1
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭


    Q: How many No to Nice campaigners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None! Because they like living in the dark.


    I just made that one up. Can you do better?


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  • #2
    Dazzer
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  • #3
    LoBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭LoBo


    Political jokes. One of those paradoxes like 'sudden calm' or, hehe, 'military intelligence'


  • #4
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    ::Applause::


  • #5
    rymus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    Originally posted by PH01
    I just made that one up

    Thats fairly obvious


  • #6
    Elmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light blub?


    A. All them plus the rapid reaction force.

    (Just couldn't resist, SORRY)


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  • #7
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Originally posted by LoBo
    Political jokes. One of those paradoxes like 'sudden calm' or, hehe, 'military intelligence'

    Now thats funnier then the 1st joke


  • #8
    rymus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    Originally posted by Elmo
    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light blub?


    A. All them plus the rapid reaction force.

    (Just couldn't resist, SORRY)


    now THATS funny! :D


  • #9
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Originally posted by rymus
    now THATS funny! :D

    agreed. very good


  • #10
    Funky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    no to nice


  • #11
    EL_Diablo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭EL_Diablo


    One of those paradoxes like 'sudden calm' or, hehe, 'military intelligence'

    or "Jumbo Shrimp" "Peace Force" or "Microsoft Works"


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  • #12
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Originally posted by Elmo
    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light blub?


    A. All them plus the rapid reaction force.

    (Just couldn't resist, SORRY)

    Yip that's probably better.


  • #13
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    "Microsoft Works"
    Must be a myth :)


  • #14
    Chowmein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 448 ✭✭Chowmein


    Originally posted by Elmo
    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light blub?


    A. All them plus the rapid reaction force.

    (Just couldn't resist, SORRY)

    pld :)


  • #15
    Mark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭Mark


    Second the pld, very good stuff :)


  • #16
    anarchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭anarchy


    Military intelligence is an oxymoron, not a paradox.

    Yours sincerely,

    Prof. Nerdington


  • #17
    Silencer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Silencer


    Q. How many No to Nice voters does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Wrong. I am going to keep asking the question until you answer it my way. Love, Bertie.


  • #18
    Benbaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Benbaz


    Q. How many No to Nice voters does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Wrong. I am going to keep asking the question until you answer it my way. Love, Bertie.


    Now THAT'S funny!!!!

    Good satire!!!!!!


  • #19
    SOL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭SOL


    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A. two, the problem is getting them in there


  • #20
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    Originally posted by Silencer
    Q. How many No to Nice voters does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Wrong. I am going to keep asking the question until you answer it my way. Love, Bertie.

    ha ha, thats so ****in true.

    NO TO NICE!!! dumb-bastid.


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