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why condoms some in packs of 3,6 and 12

Mibel · 2002-10-08 09:27:15

><< Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 > > > A man walks into a chemist with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the…

08-10-2002 9:27am

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Mibel

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><< Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12
> > >
A man walks into a chemist with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.
One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
Cool!" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college boys." The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March........"

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#2 08-10-2002 11:49am

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lol

LOVE IT

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#3 08-10-2002 11:52am

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ROTFLMAO

nice one

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#4 08-10-2002 8:19pm

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I like it!

Very good.

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#5 08-10-2002 10:36pm

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excellent. i love it

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#6 09-10-2002 7:50am

My name is Mud

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so when i post this same joke over a month ago i get slated...

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#7 09-10-2002 8:24am

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ah ya i remember when it was posted so what that was ages and and its good one sure ya must of known before ya even opened the thread! grrrrrrrrrrrr.

g'wan MIBEL!!!

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