a round of golf...

BEAT

A Catholic Priest and a Nun were out having a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the tee and took a mighty swing.
He missed the ball entirely and said, "****e, I missed." Sister Marie
told him to watch his language.

At the next swing he missed again and muttered, "****e, I
missed." "Father, I am not going to play with you if you keep
swearing,"
The priest promises to do better.

But at the next tee he misses again, with his usual, "****e, I
missed." Sister Marie is really mad now and says, "Father, God is
going to
strike you dead if you keep swearing like that!"

At the next tee, the priest misses, swears, "****e, I missed."

Out of the sky comes a gigantic bolt of lighting which strikes
Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

Then the skies open up and a big booming voice says, "****e, I missed."

Mossy Monk

i like it

bozzie

rofl

very good

Acidflash

lol

irishgeo

good one i like it.

Eye

nice one

BKtje

hehehhe like it

Dun

Classic one

Been told it three times now - first was Priest v. Businessman (bye bye priest) and Priest v. Rabbi (bye bye Rabbi).

Dredz

Good for a chuckle

Pugsley

lol, brilliant

DrizztIE

A man entered a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down in the first available seat next to, of all people, a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Never-the-less, the blonde continued to look at him thought-fully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it
hurt as much as tennis elbow?"