Sexy Jill

Retr0gamer · 03-10-2002 12:27pm #1

After just beating the resident evil remake I have concluded that Jill Valentine is the sexiest games character ever. Don't even try to disagree.

mrblue · 03-10-2002 1:01pm

Yeah, she's not bad. Doesn't have the class of the hooker character from timespitters multiplayer though. When you pick her on the selection screen she writhes around, groaning, for about 30 seconds & then shoots you with a gattling gun - class.

Spiffing · 03-10-2002 2:07pm

Thinking a digital image is sexy is very, very sad.

The_Bullman · 03-10-2002 2:19pm

But isn't all the porn that you look at on the net digital pictures??

And that hasn't stopped me yet!

amp · 03-10-2002 2:24pm

The time will come when rendering is near-realistic that there will be no need for Britney Spears or Angelina Jolie or Justin Timberlake in human form. Coporations will just use 3d CGI slaves to sell their products. And the consumers will lap it up and splooge themselves.

This is happening already. Also William Gibson said it would happen AND WAS RIGHT ABOUT TEH INTARWAB!

Spiffing · 03-10-2002 5:37pm

Originally posted by The_Bullman
But isn't all the porn that you look at on the net digital pictures??

And that hasn't stopped me yet!

Digital images of real people, not some character that some geeks made up.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus · 03-10-2002 6:01pm

Nothing sad about sexy images. People have been drawing gorgeous women for centuries. Computer games are just a new medium of art in this respect.

mrblue · 03-10-2002 6:04pm

Oops, that last post was mine - am at Occys comp

Venom · 03-10-2002 7:59pm

I agree with Amp. Already we have seen how far the VR actor has come with movies like Final Fantasy. Some of the stills from that movie make you do a double take to see its not a real person.

Cant imagine what will be done in the next ten years.

mrblue · 03-10-2002 9:59pm

Yeah, I agree. Perhaps we'll see the sort of quality & class present in Squares FF series put to digital acting. It would be sweet, although Square have packed up film making cos FF the film was a flop at the box office. Shame.

po0k · 04-10-2002 1:31pm

Originally posted by Spiffing
Digital images of real people, not some character that some geeks made up.

Hentai

Spiffing · 04-10-2002 2:34pm

Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus
Nothing sad about sexy images. People have been drawing gorgeous women for centuries. Computer games are just a new medium of art in this respect.

Not exactly sexy though, I don't think the people drew them to make the male population to get erections, unlike computer games however. *cough* DOA2 *cough*

Doodee · 04-10-2002 8:03pm

OMG, enoug with this crap about saying that Sexs sells DOA2, the Gameplay ffs,
Also, they got ppl to do Breast Dynamics for a reason, to make the game realistic!

Spiffing · 04-10-2002 9:37pm

Originally posted by Doodee
OMG, enoug with this crap about saying that Sexs sells DOA2, the Gameplay ffs,
Also, they got ppl to do Breast Dynamics for a reason, to make the game realistic!

The gameplay is crap ironically. And changing the age changes the breat dynamics, so blatantly obvious.

tman · 04-10-2002 10:00pm

Originally posted by mrblue
Oops, that last post was mine - am at Occys comp

what a wasted oppertunity:mad:
damn newbies don't have a clue!

jill v is looking pretty sweet these days, soooo much better than the ps1 version.
i'm more of a claire redfield man myself tho:rolleyes:

DiscoStu · 05-10-2002 12:13am

nahh give me riku, aya brea and yuna

Mark · 05-10-2002 8:42am

Mercedes Colomar- You know you want her

[CALIBUR] · 05-10-2002 8:43pm

DEAD OR ALIVE 2 gameplay is great .apart from the woman in the game.

Kasumi GOD DAME SHES HOT

orangerooster · 05-10-2002 9:15pm

yuna

A man with taste is amongst us you sir are a good mind.

Spiffing · 06-10-2002 9:06am

Originally posted by #MEAT#
DEAD OR ALIVE 2 gameplay is great .apart from the woman in the game.

Kasumi GOD DAME SHES HOT

DOA2 is a piece of turd even compared to Tekken 1.

Shinji · 06-10-2002 6:07pm

Harsh, Spiffing - it's a very different breed of beat'em'up, and it's actually very good at what it does. There's absolutely no doubt that it sold on the Xbox on the basis of its graphics rather than gameplay however, particularly in terms of the pneumatic females... Ultimately DoA3 isn't a bad beater in the VF mould but it's a perfect clone of DoA2 and not worth even considering for anyone who has played that game.

As far as I'm concerned, original DoA on the Saturn or PSx is still the best in the series. Explosive danger zones, quality!

Retr0gamer · 07-10-2002 8:15am

I love them Final Fantasy birds. Especially Aerith. But I think Jill beats them.

Pugsley · 07-10-2002 10:04am

Gimme Tifa anyday

Spiffing · 08-10-2002 2:02pm

Originally posted by Shinji
Harsh, Spiffing - it's a very different breed of beat'em'up, and it's actually very good at what it does. There's absolutely no doubt that it sold on the Xbox on the basis of its graphics rather than gameplay however, particularly in terms of the pneumatic females... Ultimately DoA3 isn't a bad beater in the VF mould but it's a perfect clone of DoA2 and not worth even considering for anyone who has played that game.

The counters are just ridiculous, all you have to do is to wait for them to attack. And most of the rounds consist of juggling the opponents by repeatedly hammering the buttons.

Doodee · 09-10-2002 1:36pm

Yea spliffing, I fogot that tekken required you to plan out your matches before hand with a ruler and exact hit points in order to defeat the final boss,
Ever hear of the Skill level changer.

Also you seem a bit insecure about others liking to look at any CGI women.....
maybe you fear rejection from your computer.

TacT · 09-10-2002 8:37pm

pfff DOA 1 or 2 slaps tekken 1 around a bit with a large trout

Doodee · 10-10-2002 9:52am

indeed it does, and teh breast dynamics

Retr0gamer · 10-10-2002 1:03pm

Lets settle this. No fighting game beats Street Fighter 2. Tekken and DOA are button bashers and require no skill though tekken requires a little more. But DOA wins out because it has breasts. And lots of very fine examples of them. Virtua Fighter 4 is far better than both DOA or Tekken.

Spiffing · 10-10-2002 2:06pm

Originally posted by Doodee
Yea spliffing, I fogot that tekken required you to plan out your matches before hand with a ruler and exact hit points in order to defeat the final boss,
Ever hear of the Skill level changer.

Just because you happen to be turd at it, doesn't mean it's a bad game.

Also you seem a bit insecure about others liking to look at any CGI women.....
maybe you fear rejection from your computer.

No, I just get to see ones in real life, unlike you it would seem by the way you rant about the women in DOA2.

Shinji · 10-10-2002 4:07pm

Given that you appear to be a beat'em'up ultra-nerd, I'm somewhat surprised that you actually get to see women in real life.

Note: farmgirls.com is NOT real life.

Spiffing · 10-10-2002 5:15pm

Originally posted by Shinji
Given that you appear to be a beat'em'up ultra-nerd, I'm somewhat surprised that you actually get to see women in real life.

How am I a 'beat'em'up ultra-nerd' seeing as I just pointed out that Tekken Tag is far better than DOA2, and most teenagers seem to like DOA2 only for the 'women'. I think DOA2 is a poor game, and that's my opinion, like it or not.

Note: farmgirls.com is NOT real life.

Ho ho, the old wit working again. Hilarious.

Shinji · 10-10-2002 5:28pm

Actually I was referring, somewhat tongue in cheek, to your statements about the counters and juggles in the games - things with the average casual player of beat'em'up titles wouldn't notice in a million years.

However since you're apparently humourless and defensive, I'll leave you to it

Spiffing · 11-10-2002 1:55pm

Originally posted by Shinji
Actually I was referring, somewhat tongue in cheek, to your statements about the counters and juggles in the games - things with the average casual player of beat'em'up titles wouldn't notice in a million years.

Well, Tekken Tag doesn't have them, and I prefer beat em ups without them.

However since you're apparently humourless and defensive, I'll leave you to it

Thank you.

Doodee · 11-10-2002 3:03pm

No, I just get to see ones in real life, unlike you it would seem by the way you rant about the women in DOA2.

Actually, I've been with 3 women, and I got one of them to touch herself....

And saying that all DOA/DOA2 has to offer is bouncing breasts then you are clearly ignorant, or just blind to the cause,
If you find the game so easy why dont u go to an arcade and find some1 who will show you just how much better from tekken it is.

Also, your the one who started this arguement so theres no need to be all defensive and witt less, A closed mouth catches no flys, you never had to say anything in the first place,
And if you have such a problem with ppl looking at CGI then why dont u just keep your Gob shut and let them do as they like, no1 has to conform to your thoughts and ideas if they dont want to and they most certainly dont have to listen to your drivvle about them being Sad,
For all you know tose pretty women out on the street might be complete and utter Gaming nerds and like to oogle at the male CGI characters!

Spiffing · 11-10-2002 4:19pm

Originally posted by Doodee
Actually, I've been with 3 women, and I got one of them to touch herself....

Wow! You big pimp! :rolleyes:

And saying that all DOA/DOA2 has to offer is bouncing breasts then you are clearly ignorant, or just blind to the cause,
If you find the game so easy why dont u go to an arcade and find some1 who will show you just how much better from tekken it is.

No I am not ignorant, yet again, it's called an opinion. I find Tekken much better, as button bashing doesn't win the game.

Also, your the one who started this arguement so theres no need to be all defensive and witt less, A closed mouth catches no flys,

And open ones do? Very wise.

you never had to say anything in the first place,
And if you have such a problem with ppl looking at CGI then why dont u just keep your Gob shut and let them do as they like, no1 has to conform to your thoughts and ideas if they dont want to and they most certainly dont have to listen to your drivvle about them being Sad,

Of course I didn't have to say anything, but what else are the point of these boards, apart from posts?

Of course people don't have to agree with my thoughts and ideas, otherwise it would be a pretty damn boring world. Did I ever tell anyone to agree with me? Of course, they don't have to listen, but you obviously did otherwise you wouldn't be posting this.

For all you know tose pretty women out on the street might be complete and utter Gaming nerds and like to oogle at the male CGI characters!

I doubt that very much.

Shinji · 11-10-2002 6:52pm

God, shut up the pair of you. Locked.

Sexy Jill

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