Hoover

Typedef

> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good
> morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of
your
> time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum
>
> cleaners."
>
> "F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
> proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
> it wide open.
>
> "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
> demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all
> over her hallway carpet.
>
> "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t
> from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
>
> "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because
> the electricity was cut off this morning."

GoneShootin

predictable, but funny none the less

memphis

didn't even make me smile.... sorry... no offense intended, just my honest opinion!!!