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Rectum stretcher

  • 20-09-2002 10:07am
    #1
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭


    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I
    noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop
    pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?

    I replied, "I'm late for work."

    Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

    The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a
    rectum stretcher do?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot
    asshole?"

    I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on
    top of a bridge..."


    The ticket -- €100.
    The look on his face ...... PRICELESS


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