If you could change any part of your body, twould be..

Caesar_Bojangle

Caesars thread caesars rules, you can only change one thing and remember be back before twelve or else..........

Gordon

My sense of smell, maybe it's so bad because of the fact that I 'don't have time for pesky flowery nonce-ness' so I don't bother thinking about what I smell. Maybe it's the gak pollution in the air caused by cars and smokers. Maybe it's to do with the fact that I am a smoker that I have bad sense of smell.

But I'd love a better sense of smell so as to be able to say to the [italian accent]laydees[/italian accent]
-"That's eau de foi gras by Chansonl'amour isn't it... mmm and the 1992 composition too...mmmm."

Oh and if you're getting nitty pernickety - sense of smell is a part of ones body, if you want to get anal I am talking about my olfactory...eh ... bulb... umm maybe... Ok my penis, I give up.

Dustaz

Originally posted by Gordon

Oh and if you're getting nitty pernickety - sense of smell is a part of ones body, if you want to get anal I am talking about my olfactory...eh ... bulb... umm maybe... Ok my penis, I give up.

ROFL


All those perfumes smell the same anyway. Theres only a few i recognise for um 'special' reasons.

Anyway, err, i suppose id change the size of my willy

(cos a lot of women think 12" is just TOO big)








oh come on, someone had to post it

CuLT

(cos a lot of women think 12" is just TOO big)

oh come on, someone had to post it [/B]

Yeah, dust. but you could have tried to "rise" above it .

Anyway i think my 14ft retractible manhose is quite substantial...

(converting to: MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS thread)

Pepe LeFrits

My face.

Pimp Ninja

Originally posted by Cultellus

Anyway i think my 14ft retractible manhose is quite substantial...

(converting to: MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS thread)

ROFL

Pld

Dr. Loon

My eyes (read eyesight)... or my penis, in that I'd have it removed and cultivate a vagina. That way I could be a lesbian. I'm very confussed!

po0k

me fingers.
They're not as long as I'd like
Failing that, my tongue.
it's not as long and dexterous as I'd like.

Doodee

Well, considering its only about an inch and a half, im more than disappointed with it, it just sits there lifelessly and only ever seems to get in the Way or Agrivate me, its got a funny shape, a sort of Fleshy type Pyramid, And when i get it stuck in the Drain in hte bath its very sore.

Yea, I suppose I do wish to change my Baby Toe




What else could you have possibly thought I was talking about

BuffyBot

My ermmm...ermmm..ermmmm...oh feck it, penis!

Why not, if you got the chance!

s10

well ,,, since we are in Ireland ....
my nose , but i'd put it through as a total rightoff
& get 2 new body's (one of them which i'd right off again) + the cash equivelent of an large r.c.
family,in frozen organs ..

Qualm

I'd like to change my teeth. They look fine, are nice and straight and white enough, but it's their composition i'd like to change. I'd like to have really super strong, filing a sensitivity resistant. So I could eat sugary or hot or cold things without worry or pain. (sometimes even drinking water hurrts my teefs :P )

So, my teeth, or as a second resort, the old figure, slim it down (cos im a bit on the lazy side, exercise means, like effort and stuff :P )

WhiteWashMan

nothing.
i'd like to be a bit slimer, perhps lose half a stone, but i wouldnt change anything about myself.
im not perfect, but im happy with myself.
i think as you get older, you tend to lose tht self conciousness that haunts you through your teens and early twenties.

as for your penis, well, its not the size of the wand, its the wizard that wields it.
of course, not every woman wants a man hung like a porn star.

not that yore ma has ever compained!

Kairo

I'd like a new Brain. No seriously... Complete reset, erasure of old memories, and maybe a higher capacity for intelligence next time.
Imagine experiencing everything you thought old and worn, as something new all over again.

...
oeer OR Meh Penis..arr!..Imagine what I could do with a big ol '14 inch woody. Like, Stab her womb and cause severe internal bleeding. She'd love that :rolleyes:

Wolf

You know that jowly bit u get under your chin when you have a perlonged relationship with Ginnues id like rid of that. Also would mind my six pack to be less like a 4 pack.

Panda

i would improve my eyesight until i could see into the future, and thru girls clothes.

Samba

Well id have to ask for a new Lumbart Vertebrae

leeroybrown

Second toe from the outside of my right foot (Now theres an unexpected answer)

It was smashed to bits by an accident involving a fall while running and an impact with a teak door frame.

Moriarty

Optic nerve for my right eye.

Was damaged when i was a kid, and ever since have had really, really poor sight in my right eye.

Littletinyman

Originally posted by Doodee
Well, considering its only about an inch and a half, im more than disappointed with it, it just sits there lifelessly and only ever seems to get in the Way or Agrivate me, its got a funny shape, a sort of Fleshy type Pyramid, And when i get it stuck in the Drain in hte bath its very sore.

Yea, I suppose I do wish to change my Baby Toe

Hahah, I was in knots at that

I'm pretty happy with myself, the only thing I'd like to change is my top row of teeth - that's something you CAN change though, and I am in the middle of orthodontic treatment

po0k

you yoush talksh likesh dish?

I had traintracks, retainers and braces for about 3 years myself.
Did the world or good.
Went from a V-shaped upper set and a few misplaced lower set with some very dodgey things stuck under baby teeth (which, if I ahd been hit in the jaw would have cracked it much more easily then normal).

All better now.

Cake Fiend

Eyebrows. Too big.

Either that or feet. Too big.

I won't mention what else is too big...

ykt0di9url7bc3

Stigma of the Eyes

i want it gone!

PHB

****ing left hand, its absolutly useless, the only things I can do with it is probably type.

Everything I'm fairly happy with or I'm changing

Makaveli

My knees.
They have been the source of a lot of miscomfort for me.
Alot of twists and strains.
Randomly they will just give up for a while. They buckle sometimes and I have fallen because of it. Embarrasing.
Anyway, yeah too much pain from 'em. Niggling pain that will keep you awake at night.
So two brand spanking new knees, with no ligament or muscle problems please.

Tom Dunne

My hairy rear-end. I'd like to trade it in for one of those bald ones.

Major problems after a feed of Guinness.

Makaveli

Why dont you just get someone to shave it?
Like a hot looking woman...

Tom Dunne

For some reason, the chicks just don't go for the "I'll shave you if you'll shave me" line.

And wax just doesn't work for me (sensitive skin).

Yurmasyurda

me nose, it's ugly as f^&k

Karl Hungus

Other than having a lovely six pack, and maybe a bit more buffed up arms...
I've a bit of a problem with spots... On my back... Had 'em for years.

Nothing else really...

Oh, belly hair!
Get rid of the belly hair!

frea

I'd like to remove that 3rd eye from me forehead... People keep staring at me.

:rolleyes:

TomTom

I'd like a new leg and a smaller belly.

DapperGent

A new disc for my back. One that's not lazy like mine and won't slip.

Apart from that I'm grand or would be if I tubbed down a little bit.

[CALIBUR]

I'm not really fat but I like to have a six pack

Mossy Monk

i would have to change my fore fingers. they are seriously bent out of shape, sideways and sort of twisted inwards from about half way, and they hurt every now and again. if i put them side by side there is a gap of about 3 cms at the tip. it is really annoying :mad:

azezil

Meh spine, its all twisty n turney like, i'd straighten out the fecker!

Shinji

I'd trade in my keg for a six-pack

Pepe LeFrits

Originally posted by Littletinyman
I'm pretty happy with myself, the only thing I'd like to change is my top row of teeth - that's something you CAN change though, and I am in the middle of orthodontic treatment

Damn right Par, don't change a thing about yourself, you look lovely enough as it is.

BEAT

my teeth.
I'd like to trade my toothaching mouth full of teeth in for some new ones, that dont need root canals or dont need to have 4 wisdom teeth cut out surgically. Teeth that can eat sweets without pain, yep that's what I'd like, and someday I may have that :-) if I can find a dentist who will trade fee's for favors , hehehe

Macker

M my internet buddy.....only joking pet

Macker

Macker

Wrong fúcking thread....where's the edit button

oneweb

My crossy eyes. :rolleyes: I can't stand it any more.

Originally posted by TomTom
I'd like a new leg

um, why just the one?

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
Caesars thread caesars rules, you can only change one thing..........

notice you haven't given your answer

Dun

Hair - I wanna be able to wash it without looking like I'm trying grow an Afro. And no, I don't wanna shave it off before someone says it

Caesar_Bojangle

notice you haven't given your answer

How observant you are young oneweb.

Caesars thread caesars rules

oneweb

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
How observant you are young oneweb.

Anything to do with a different recent thread???

Caesar_Bojangle

as uncomfortable as it can be, i think i'll leave them unchanged as it intrigues women, much like that heineken(?) ad were the guy is bowling.

Belisarius

My hair tbh

Over the last...year or two ive started to obsess over having half decent hair after a lifetime of number 2's all over .However it turns out I have the most untamable wirey hair. Ive managed to get the better of it ,but its incredibly time consuming to try and keep it puuurrrty.
I wouldnt mind something a little lower maintenance really