Jesus is watching

Spook

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his torch around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from

the dark saying....
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his torch off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the torch back on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his torch beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller Jesus," the bird answered.

Pugsley

lol,very gud

Acidflash

hehe

Lump

HE HE.


John

netwhizkid

Excellent, that one had me laughing for 5mins, keep the good jokes coming,

Regards netwhizkid