Things i hate ...

Gaz

Things I hate about everybody.....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I
know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the
entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to
be'.So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks........... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

memphis

LMAO.... very good, at least someone knows how to add a bit of humour to my day!!! Thanks!!!

Da Bounca

I'm one of those number 2 people



I hate getting up to change the channel on the tv, i have to find the remote so i dont have to keep getting up. Energy efficient i like to call it.

Pugsley

rofl,loved 4

Tellox

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks........... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

rofl!

Makaveli

LOL liked the first one alot.

quinrea01

I detest....anyone who starts a sentence with 'so'.....Also anyone who uses the word 'awesome' in ANY context.

patmac

I hate people who bring up 12 year old threads.

quinrea01

patmac wrote: »

I hate people who bring up 12 year old threads.

I can't imagine why. Surely it's as good as most of the 'stuff' posted in these so called more 'enlightened' days. Get over yourself.

Paddy Cow

patmac wrote: »

I hate people who bring up 12 year old threads.

I'm glad they did. That is a quality post

patmac

quinrea01 wrote: »

I can't imagine why. Surely it's as good as most of the 'stuff' posted in these so called more 'enlightened' days. Get over yourself.

Couldn't get into the yoga so not sure how to get over meself , also hate people who overreact to a comment that was trying to be albeitly not very funny.

quinrea01

patmac wrote: »

Couldn't get into the yoga so not sure how to get over meself , also hate people who overreact to a comment that was trying to be albeitly not very funny.

So who was the ORIGINAL over-reactor? And was the word 'hate' really necessary? I know I used the word 'detest' in general terms my original post, but I do believe your 'hate' reference was a direct attack on me. Anyway, I have better things to do in life than get involved in such pedantic time-wasting, so bye bye now.

patmac

quinrea01 wrote: »

So who was the ORIGINAL over-reactor? And was the word 'hate' really necessary? I know I used the word 'detest' in general terms my original post, but I do believe your 'hate' reference was a direct attack on me. Anyway, I have better things to do in life than get involved in such pedantic time-wasting, so bye bye now.

Your struggling with the concept of this thread tis not for serious stuff.

quinrea01

patmac wrote: »

Your struggling with the concept of this thread tis not for serious stuff.

Meh............

Arthur Beesley

**** stainz.

aaaaaaaahhhhhh

Surprised no one has mentioned the "Like" revolution over the last few years like.
Know what I mean like

Arthur Beesley

Sh*t stainz.

Swank dont cry

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Sh*t stainz.

it does though, doesn't it?

PartnerSeeds

hahaha thanks for this

Max Powers

some peoples pronunciation made in a kind of half US/UK accent:
Oar-T-V......for RTE
Gordee.....Gardai
Twidder....twitter
Pardy...party
Thirdy.....thirty
etc etc