Old people doing it (PG13)

Aspro · 10-09-2002 3:30pm #1

> An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner
> together in a small tavern, The husband leans over and
> asks his wife:
>
> "Do you remember the first time we had sex together
> over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where
> you leaned against the fence and i made love to you."
>
> "Yes she says I remember it well"
>
> "Ok," he says "How about taking a stroll a round there
> again and we can do it for old times sake?"
>
> "Oooooooh You Devil, that sounds like a good
> idea", she answers.
>
> There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
> listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself.
> He thinks,"I've got to see this: two old-timers having
> sex against a fence , I'll just keep an eye on them so
> there's no trouble." He follows them...
>
> They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
> support, aided by walking sticks, Finally they get to
> the back of the tavern and make their way to the
> fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her
> knickers down and the old man drops his trousers, she
> turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
> man moves in, suddenly they erupt into the most
> furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
>
> They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year olds.
> this goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling
> "Ohhhh,God" he's hanging on to her hips for dear life.
> This is the most athletic sex imaginable, Finally, the
> both collapse panting on the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has leaned
> something about life that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground
> recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and
> put their clothes back on.
>
> The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly
> amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask
> him what his secret is."
>
> As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was
> something else, you must have been having sex for about
> forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had
> a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of
> secret?"
>
> "No, there's no secret" the old man says, "fifty years
> ago that darn fence wasn't electric."