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LETTER SENT TO DEAR DEIRDRE ADVICE COLUMN....


From Anthony of Clonsilla.


I am unemployed. My parents live in Clonsilla and one of my sisters, who
lives in Tallaght, is married to a guy from Cork. My Father and Mother have
recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently
dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one
who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Mountjoy for the rape + murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Portlaoise on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest
with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being from Cork?

Confused in Clonsilla

Asuka

ROFL!!!

Nice one

SHADOW

You made that up didnt ya!!!!!
hehe
LOL m8

N

Trojan

The MS version is better ..

Al.

Paladin

No dont tell her about the brother in law from cork cause that will make her feel so inferior and significant that she wont think she is good enuff for him just because he is related to a corkman making him almost godlike by association (despite him being a bag of sh1t).

Lump

HE HE,

John

Nurgle_spawn

LOL

Q_Ball

There aint no cork people in clonsilla...............just carlow people...............and refugees...............and some scum-bags too................but no cork people.

Wyverne

in clonsilla,
naw i think just scumbags!!

nuff said,

except that my heart goes out to ya confused in clonsilla, hehe

nice one m8

Kegser

What's wrong with Clonsilla?

I lived there for 12 years.

Nothing wrong with the place damnit!

Kegs.

(Except maybe for the fact thats where I got most of my seedier side.)

the celtic tiger

SCANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tct

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And with that I stand down as leader of this ancient and very sacred society. I just hope you will treat your new leader with as much love and respect as you have shown me. I bid thee farewell.
thank you