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Train journey

  • 04-09-2002 2:58pm
    #1
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭


    In a train carriage there was an Irishman, a
    Englishman, a spectacular looking blonde and a
    frightfully awful looking fat lady.

    After several minutes of the trip the train happens to
    pass through a dark tunnel,
    and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When
    they leave the tunnel, the Englishman had a big red
    slap mark on his cheek.

    (1) The blonde thought - "That English son of a b*tch
    wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put
    his hand on the fat lady, who in
    turn must have slapped his face."

    (2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Englishman
    laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.

    (3) The Englishman thought - "That f**king Irishman
    put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped
    me."

    (4) The Irishman thought - "I hope there's another
    tunnel soon so I can smack that English b*****d
    again."


Comments

  • #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    ROFL,heard it before but bloody love it :D


  • #3
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, I love it, everytime I hear it.


    John


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