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Fancy Dress Party

ozpass · 2002-09-04 12:46:06

I decided to throw a fancy dress party for my mate's birthday last weekend. Everything was going well, people loved my gorilla costume and everyone was generally having a good time. All of a sudden, in walks a naked man, his erect member poking inside a bag of thick yellow liquid. Offended by his appearance I approached…

04-09-2002 12:46pm

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ozpass

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I decided to throw a fancy dress party for my mate's birthday last weekend.

Everything was going well, people loved my gorilla costume and everyone was generally having a good time. All of a sudden, in walks a naked man, his erect member poking inside a bag of thick yellow liquid.

Offended by his appearance I approached him with a view to chucking him out.

"Frankly, I'm appalled by your choice of costume" I told him.

"You're appalled?" he replied, "I'm f*cking discustard"

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#2 04-09-2002 12:59pm

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lol, i used to always tell a different joke that had that punchline

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#3 05-09-2002 11:17pm

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Or it could be a naked scotsman with a doc martin on his knob - 'im just f*cking aboot'

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#4 06-09-2002 8:40am

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Or sticking yer knob in all yer mates' pints:

"Sorry lads, I'm just f*cking around"

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#5 06-09-2002 9:23am

Thanx 4 The Fish

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Or with his knob in some fruit....

In dis pear

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