Emergancy! Immediate advice needed, please

Oeneus

I don't know whether this is the most suitable place to tell this issue, but feel free to move it if it can fit anywhere else more appropriately!

Anyway, I feel flu symptoms coming up. ie. Saw throat, and a neck ache.

Tomorrow I will be going to see Guns N' Roses in concert. An event that I have waited many years for. Regardless of whether I'm ill or not I am going and nothing can be done to persuade me otherwise.

But I will attempt to kill off this flu before it comes. But how? This is what I need your help on. How do I kill it? Even if it's temporary and I just need it to stay on hold for the next 24 hours!

mayhem#

Get loads of Zinc and vitamin C tablets and a jar of Tiger Balm.
Keep necking the tablets all day and rub your chest & back with the Tiger Balm before you go to sleep. Should do the job.

**WARNING**
Wash your hands thouroughly after using Tiger Balm especially if you plan on spanking the monkey.....

Sorry for off-topicness but where are Guns n roses playing???
I'm a *HUGE* fan!

BTW I hope you feel better for it.

LegacyUser

If you feel a cold or flu coming on you should always take a few aspirin the night before. Someone told me this once, i thought it was bull but it actually works. The only thing is you have to take it before you get the cold/flu.

KdjaCL

umm Get really really drunk !!!!

Sort you out for a few hours anyway.

kdja

Mystic Fibrosis

yeah, the aspirin thing should work....

Saruman

If its just a cold and runny nose... something either very minty or very spicy will clear you out for a bit.. fishermans friend maybe... or XXX mints or a good hot curry! Just keep eating chilli nachos at the concert!!