Going Oral

Wook · 23-08-2002 7:44am #1

Dave's friends came up to him after work one day and asked him to go
out for a beer with them. Dave replied "No, I can't. My wife gets really
pissed if I come home late." Dave's friend said "When you get
home, just go slide beneath the sheets, pull her panties down and give
her oral sex."
So Dave goes out with his friends and has a great time. When he comes
home hours later, he goes into his room and slides beneath the sheets.
He pulls down her panties and begins to give her oral sex. She starts to
moan and groan. After awhile, Dave tells her that he has to go take a
leak and for her to wait there. When Dave gets to the bathroom he's stunned
to see his wife sitting on the john. "How did you get here?" he asked.
"Shhhh," she replied. "My Mom is sleeping."