Good Idea, Bad Idea

Kappar

Good Idea: Sending out Christmas cards.
Bad Idea: Sending out Christmas carp.

Good Idea: Hanging up your stocking before you go to bed.
Bad Idea: Hanging up your stocking before you take it off.

Good Idea: Hanging mistletoe in the doorway.
Bad Idea: Hanging missles in the doorway.

Good Idea: Making a gingerbread house.
Bad Idea: Making a gingerbread louse

Good Idea: Giving your dog a bath
Bad Idea: Having your dog dry-cleaned

Good Idea: Playing fetch with your dog in a park.
Bad Idea: Playing fetch with your dog in a parking lot.

# 1 (Show 17)
GI: Playing the piccolo in a marching band.
BI: Playing the piano in a marching band.

# 2 (Show 17)
GI: Feeding stray kittens in the park.
BI: Feeding stray kittens in the park to a bear.

# 3 (Show 24)
GI: Stopping to smell the roses.
BI: Stopping to feel the roses.

# 4 (Show 28)
GI: Taking a deep breath before jumping into a swimming pool.
BI: Taking a deep breath after jumping into a swimming pool.

# 5 (Show 28)
GI: Going alpine skiing in the winter.
BI: Going alpine skiing in the summer.

# 6 (Show 28)
GI: Kissing a loved one.
BI: Kissing a total stranger.

# 7 (Show 28)
GI: Doing your own yard work.
BI: Doing your own dental work.

# 8 (Show 30)
GI: Dressing up for Halloween as a pirate.
BI: Dressing up for Halloween as a pin~ata.

# 9 (Show 39)
GI: Cleaning up litter.
BI: Cleaning up kitty litter.

#10 (Show 39)
GI: Playing the accordion at a polka festival.
BI: Playing the accordion anywhere else.

#11 (Show 41)
GI: Having breakfast served to you in bed.
BI: Having tennis balls served to you in bed.

#12 (Show 41)
GI: Whistling while you work.
BI: Whistling while you eat.

#13 (Show 48)
GI: Drinking fresh milk from the carton.
BI: Drinking fresh milk from the cow.

#14 (Show 50)
GI: Singing Christmas carols to your neighbors.
BI: Singing Christmas carols to your neighbors on the Fourth of July.

#15 (Show 50)
GI: Finding Easter eggs on Easter morning.
BI: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas morning.

#16 (Show 57)
GI: Visiting the circus.
BI: Having the circus visit you.

#17 (Show 62)
GI: Going trick-or-treating on Halloween.
BI: Going trick-or-treating on St Patrick's Day.

#18 (Show 67)
GI: Giving a small child a balloon.
BI: Giving a small child a bunch of balloons.

#19 (Show 67)
GI: Taking up a new hobby like bird calling.
BI: Taking up a new hobby like buffalo calling.

#20 (Show 67)
GI: Ordering a chili dog to go.
BI: Ordering a chili dog that makes you go.

#21 (Show 67)
GI: Visiting picturesque McLean, Virginia.
BI: Visiting picturesque McLean Stevenson.

#22 (Show 69)
GI: Tossing a penny into a fountain to make a wish.
BI: Tossing your cousin Penny into a fountain to make a wish.

#23 (Show 69)
GI: Giving your dog a bath.
BI: Having your dog dry-cleaned.

#24 (Show 69)
GI: Playing horsey with little sister.
BI: Playing horsey with your aunt Bertha.

#25 (Show 69)
GI: Throwing a surprise party for your father.
BI: Throwing a surprise party for your grandfather.

#26 (Show 69)
GI: Playing cops'n'robbers in the park.
BI: Playing cops'n'robbers in the bank.

#27 (Show 69)
GI: Playing catch with your grandfather.
BI: Playing catch >with< your grandfather.

#28 (Show 69)
GI: Playing the scales on a piano.
BI: Playing the scales on a fish.

#29 (Show 73)
GI: Buying a pair of shoes on sale.
BI: Buying a parachute on sale.

#30 (Show 73)
GI: Climbing a mountain.
BI: Climbing a mountain lion

Any more?

RopeDrink

Did you type that all up yourself, or did you find it in some dark, dank corner of the Intarwab!?!?!

Either way, it's rather naff to be blunt, although I can see myself on a malicious day playing fetch with a stray dog ina parking lot for the laugh.

The_Bullman

just wondering if they came from the 11 o' clock show that used to be on channel 4??

azezil

# 6 (Show 28)
GI: Kissing a loved one.
BI: Kissing a total stranger.

pffft kissing total strangers is great fun! how else would you meet new ppl

Kappar

No I copied it from the web. Mabey it is naff but i find most of them funney some of them are crap, When you see them animated they are even funnier

Originally posted by The_Bullman
just wondering if they came from the 11 o' clock show that used to be on channel 4??

No they come from a cartoon, The Animanics. where a cartoon skeleton acts them out.

I'm just a big kid:p

tman

lmao, animaniacs!!!

deco

The Animaniac where certainly a great show...

But this ctrl - c, ctrl - v gets a little tiring at times...

Can't you just put up a link??

Kappar

Originally posted by deco
The Animaniac where certainly a great show...

But this ctrl - c, ctrl - v gets a little tiring at times...

Can't you just put up a link??

I could have thought i would have been eaiser to post them because the site had a load of pop ups and ads so i thought i'd be nice.

Pigman

Good Idea : Post a link instead
Bad Idea : Kiss my ass

po0k

No need for that.

/me smacks the Pig.

deco

I thought it had a certain level of humour to it....

daveJAM

C'mon you gotta admit

GI: Doing your own yard work.
BI: Doing your own dental work.

is pretty funny.

Makaveli

GI: Feeding stray kittens in the park.
BI: Feeding stray kittens in the park to a bear.


only one I liked really. Stopped reading them half way down too.

Tellox

#17 (Show 62)
GI: Going trick-or-treating on Halloween.
BI: Going trick-or-treating on St Patrick's Day.

#18 (Show 67)
GI: Giving a small child a balloon.
BI: Giving a small child a bunch of balloons.


ROFL!
I loved that show

BKtje

Good Idea: organising a boards-bash
Bad Idea: organising a boards bash during slane