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Your hamster just died ? Dont worry ...

  • 16-08-2002 10:46am
    #1
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭


    When your hamster dies, do not fret... boil the deceased in some water and sugar until it thickens - thereby creating a jam. Bury a jar of said jam in your garden and await spring. I guarantee you will see new life from your garden in the form of a fresh patch of tulips. Why? .........









    You always get tulips from hamster jam


Comments

  • #2
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,885 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Jesus Christ between that and the tolkien one.!!!!!!!!!!:(


  • #3
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    that sounds like a joke you just taught up yourself in a few mintutes.
    terrible joke :(

    please don't tell me you got it in an email and decided it was good enough to share with every one here.


  • #4
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Gaz


    Hmmm wonder whats wrong with me , i thought the hamster joke was good ....... ahwell


  • #5
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Those jokes are so bad there has to be some law against it.


  • #6
    naughty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭naughty


    *crying noise*!:(


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  • #7
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I don't get it.....

    No, Seriously......

    I'm sure it's a pun on words, but I still don't get it...... :confused:


  • #8
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    hamster jam.... amsterdam ?

    Truly awful. You win a prize for most awful joke.


  • #9
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I'm sure it's a pun on words, but I still don't get it......
    hint 1: it is in European country that famous for its tulips
    hint 2: it is a very liberal city

    do you know now :)


  • #10
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Gaz


    Tulips come from Amsterdam ... Amsterdam sounds like hamster jam .... get it ?


  • #11
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Ah, the tulips reference was lost on me. I was saying it right, I'm just not much of a florist.


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  • #12
    Aspro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Aspro


    Well I think it's feckin gas, Darth Homer in a Monty Python sort of way.


  • #13
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Gaz


    Finally !

    Someone who appreciates a good joke !!


  • #14
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    *Darth homer gives Aspro a brown envelope loaded with cash*


    the only way some one would say they liked that joke is if they were paid to say it.

    come on Aspro, how much did Darth give you in return for complementing him on his "great" joke


    :D


  • #15
    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    sick that, really sick.
    jokes are supposed to be laughed at, but that was just plan stupid.
    I can't believe ya even posted it.


  • #16
    Aspro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Aspro


    *cough* Darth Homer, they've found us out. They'll have us in front of a jokes tribunal next. You know nothing, right!;)


  • #17
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    rofl


  • #18
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Gaz


    Whats a joke ?


  • #19
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I'm giving Darth Homer a Big Thumbs Up for those jokes today - they're so bad they rule - keep 'em coming!


  • #20
    joey D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭joey D


    keep the jokes coming Darth Homer, very funny and witty.


  • #21
    BKtje
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,081 ✭✭✭BKtje


    This is the worst of the lot.

    Just noticed your sig tho.
    Thats better than any of the jokes ya posted ;)


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  • #22
    Acidflash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    ffs :(


  • #23
    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    wheres my shotgun this joke is so bad im contemplating mass slaughter


  • #24
    superconor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    lol, very good joke darth homer :p:D




    (i had a big ascii art NOT! herew but it screwed up. a well)


    NOT!


  • #25
    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    rofl I just got it


  • #26
    xern
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭xern


    ffs

    I think i might jump off something high!


  • #27
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    dear god!!! that's ALMOST as bad as some as my jokes ;)


  • #28
    Kolodny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Yeah, I think it kinda falls into the so terrible it's almost quite funny category...


  • #29
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Not even vaguely funny and makes no sense.

    Great Joke. :)


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