If conor can do it.....

Hat Girl

Hmmmmm. I'm gonna do what conor did and ask :
who knows me?

If i am an unknown unpopular schizophrenic reindeer, its ok, i understand, and now i will go to the corner and cry quitely so as not to disturb you, important people.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I sorta know you, I've never met you but I know you and your hat are pure and you are damn cool. Um, do I count?

Declan L.

i sorta know ya,

in the sense that we know each others names and that you're forever hugging me for no apparent reason. im not objecting
though.

Crash

I know ya Theresa! and i've even seen you...1...2...3 times without the Hat!! I AM WINNAH!!

claire h

Don't worry, you're not unknown or unpopular... the other two I'm not so sure about.

Only seen you without the hat once, though.

Plasticman

i know who you are, i met you that... one... time...
you were wearing the hat though

Hat Girl

yes bob, you count coz you were brave enough to say you'd want to be matched with me! (poor deluded child....)
declan! you do know me! whats this about hugs?
claire....claire of the cleavage?
and neil - dont be so happy about having seen my hair. i will now have more of a reason to kill you than anyone else.
(Heeheeheehee...i will kill you! Heeheehee!)
xxx
t

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Yay! I count, finally ... my life seems so worthwhile now!!! Ahem, yes. Neil shall die soon enough, I predict October 17th.

Hat Girl

october 17th? why?
or is it just a random date to kill someone on?

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Just randomness.

Hat Girl

ees good thoughts. me likes your mind.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I like yours aswell, what say we combine minds and become a God? Or at least a damn destructive killing machine.

Hat Girl

yes yes!! we shall rule the world as one all-powerful super-being and feed cats to the donkeys!
(i dont like cats, you see)

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Cats are pretty bad alright, but should the precious donkeys be made eat such foul animals raw? I say we feed the cats to the people who de-hat you, and then feed those people to the donkeys.

Hat Girl

oh!!!!!!!! erogenous thought!!!
not that i have those type of thoughts..being pure and chaste...

Plasticman

you've gotta hate cats. they eat your food, dig their claws into you, live in your house, act like they own you, and never give you anything back! b4stards.

of course, they have their good points, like the time one clawed my brothers face leaving a couple of inches long scar on his cheek...

claire h

Not of the cleavage, no. *sighes unhappily, feels quite inadequate now*

pretty*monster

oh, oh, oh, I know you.
[jumps up and down madly]
i ate you're ice-cream and your pizza and your chips and i threw a cookie at you and i moaned to you and you almost stole my dress and you wrote poems for me when I was sad and you slept over in my room.
I miss you sweetie

littlehedgehog

I know you - OF COURSE!!!

Hat Girl

hahaha...didn't i force you into submission and make you hug me?
and you wouldn't let anyone hug you!
why, goddamit?
your one of the most huggables!

minihulahoops

Hey Teresa

What ya sooooooo worried about?
u know we all know ya and luv ya
i think i've seen u witout ur hat about 3 times so i tink i win. Ha

Gotta go

Green Hand Guy

I don't know you. I don't seem to know anyone. Surprising seen as I knew what seemed like quite a lot of people during CTYI.

Declan L.

I was 1 of niall bouchier's - i know you know niall.

Ever since we met you've been hugging me for no apparent reason at irregular intervals.

psychdoughboy

indeed i do know u, girl with the hat. DiDsT thOu ThiNk ThaT ThinE LOvE Of SHeEp ANd PaiN CoULd Be EAsiLy FoRgOtTEn?? NevER!! I RemEMbEr ALl , For I AM ThE bEnEvoLent God Of The CUtlERY dRAweR¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬"""""¬"¬¬¬¬¬%^%&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&* SEE HOW I MAKE WEIRD SYMBOLS!!! SEEEEEEE!!!! AND WORSHIP!!!
i remember u cos u were almost , but not quite, as strange as myself , ya big sheep lover.
"The worst type of enemy is one incapable of knowing that they are wrong"- wobbly headed bob.
in case any of u ignorant toads( i mean that as nicely as possible) havent already notice, this is shane , your lovable household spikepet.

Hat Girl

shane is here! oh joyous joyuous hour of the sheep!
the original creator of the world domination by sheep cunningly disguised as clouds...i'll say no more...
(the froggies will eat me)

littlehedgehog

How come it is only nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww that I get scared? I'm mentally scarred thanks to you treasa......my phobias and neuroses have got worse mainly because of you...................oh and zoe jumping on me, bringing me to the ground and straddling me, just so she could hug me (well thats HER excuse)

shep the malevolent pixie

i knows you. you knows me. all is well and fluffy with the pain and the AAARGH IT'S IN MY EYES!!
hi shane. 'tis chloe what eats the happy munchkins and is merry with the beans. I WILL REGURGITATE NO PEAS!!
who is minihulahoops by the way? i love your sig.
sHep :cool:

Hat Girl

i likes the mini hula hoops person too... but am wee tad scared as they seem to know me and i dont know ooh dey are.
explain yourself! oh minihulahoop of madness!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Are there actually mini Hula Hoops? Those crisps rock, and mini ones would be so cute. It would kick ass, kick ass I say.

Hat Girl

donkeys be with the days when bartering in hula hoops was the norm and playdough was god.
i like hula hoops.
i think the mini hula hoops are the hula hoop 'shots' ones....????

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Theresa, I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Or, oh yeah ... I remember those shot thingies now. They freaked me out first time I saw 'em.

Hat Girl

yeah theyre pretty odd, they are.
the froggies are trying to eat me.
i must run.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Damn them froggies. Damn them to hell. Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

Hat Girl

hell is where the cats are.
the damn froggies would LIKE that.
no.
somewhere else....
howabout study in CTYI in a really sh!t class...?

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

No, how's about we send 'em all to the canteen and force 'em to eat canteen food for the rest of their sad 'lil lives?

Hat Girl

apart from the profiteroles.
i quite liked them.
and feck! that would be cannabilism!
they FEED us froggies in the cafeteria!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Not just cannibalism, forced cannibalism my dear. Forced!

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Hat Girl

oh!
OH!
*falls over twitching*
could you be more psychically linked to me, or what?
forced cannibalism!
ha!
that'll teach them.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I probably could, but that would result it me becoming really whiny once a month. *Crude "guy" joke.*

Anyway, yes, we are quite alike. Which is good. The bulldog on my tee shirt is staring at me whilst he smokes his joint. And there's that God forsaken squirrel! Areghhhh!

Hat Girl

SQUIRRELS HAVE BEADY EYES!!!!
they do!
they stare wrathfully at you when you dare come near them
and then insult you in rapid squirrelish before running away.
die, minions of lucifer!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Yes, beady little bastard eyes. That's what they have. I don't think they qualify as minions of the devil though ... just townies. Bastard townies.

joe the coat

i know you teresa!!! you assaulted me at hte reunion!! it was interesting, but still an unprokoed assault. (weeeeee dizzy!!!!!!!!!!)

psychdoughboy

YoU ToLD aBOUt THe PLan For DOMinAtIon!!!!i mea the plan for giving candy to no legged children, yess......
AnYwAy , U WerE tOLd NeVERR TO sPEEk oF IT!!!! the DeATh SqUAd Is On itS WaY!!!!

Hat Girl

no no....me only vaguely referred to disguising sheep cunningly as clouds...i did not give the eventual plan after that!
it is a secret i hold dear to my heart, shane!