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Healing Hands Of Christ

  • 09-08-2002 3:53pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭


    A barman was washing his glasses, when an elderly Galwegian came in. With great difficulty, he hoisted his bad leg over the bar stool,pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of whiskey. He looked towards the end of the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded,so the Galwegian told him to give Jesus a whiskey, too. The next patron to come in was an ailing Meathman with a hunched back, who moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a pint of Guinness. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender nodded, so he said to give Him a Pint of Guinness, too. The third patron to enter the bar was a Dublin northsider, who swaggered into the bar and yelled, "Alrigh' Bud,give us a pint a'cider. Hey, Is tha' Jaysus over thair?" The barman nodded,so the northsider told him to give Jesus a pint of cider too. As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Galwegian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Galwegian felt the strength comeback to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door. Jesus touched the Meathman and said, "For your kindness,you are healed!" The Meathman felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door. Jesus walked towards the northsider, but the northsider jumped back and shouted, "Don't f***ing touch me ! I'm on f***ing disability benefit!"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    "Don't f***ing touch me ! I'm on f***ing disability benefit!"

    rofl :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    ROFL

    nice one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Only funny coz it is soooo true..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭DerekD Goldfish


    Good joke but everybody jnows that scumbags drink bud ive had enough of this cider slagging


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