What the hell am i doing in france???

Hat Girl

indeedy-oh, i am currently trying valiantly to decipher goddamn french computer keyboard - letters are all screwy and dont ask me to find apostrophes or the little *at* signs in emails.......
the weather is feckin great tho, one must admit, and the fresh male meat is pretty damn good - if only they were as openly sex-crazed as moi....but hey,not everything can be good.
had delightful experience of attending friends guitarist brothers house yesterday, where his only concern was about where the hash in *EEEeeeerrlond* comes from, before presenting moi with some amazing stuff of morrocan origin....oh, the bliss......
if i didnt completely despise french people, im sure i actually might like them should they all look,think, and act lke him......mmmmmm
anywayz this is taking me ages to type so i will love ye and leave ye, ye adorable donkeys,
love
theresa

Mystic Fibrosis

ph34r us, for are both in foreign countries. And I also HATE the frenh. I'm not normally racist, but I've has some SH**TY experiences with them. My frineds mom is a complete psychotic bitch.

pretty*monster

i'm also stuck in France. Let me take a moment to screm in frustration-
ahem
i am at this moment huddled over a lap top connected to a mobile phone. it's sooooo slow. but my friend's dad'd company picks up the bill. So i can't complain about that . but i can (and do) compln about everything else.
but at the moment i don't have the time so let me just say this-
I. Want. To. Go. Home.

Hat Girl

Kate!!! i miss you so much sweetie its un-feckin-real!!!
i even miss your frequent crazed rants about random things that vaguely annoy you.......baaaaaa.......but one must sympathise with you over the french dealy (dealy? who am i? you??!!) coz i know what its like hun. anyway. the main message being given by this board is..... DON'T COME TO FRANCE !!! EVER!!!
you have been warned.

Mystic Fibrosis

yes. I've been 3 times. IT SUCKS. So does Holland.

Cait

oh god, poor you.....all stuck in france......such disadvantanged children you must be

Mystic Fibrosis

that's mean.

You wont believe this, but a dutch keyboard is actually BETTER than an irish one. Its the way Its laid out. I came home and it was like, whoa! So inferior! I wonder what a scottish keyboards like?:D

Crash

Kate; Theresa; when you guys back?? be back by the 17th! big frigginf reunion!!

Hat Girl

noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not the 17th!!! i fly in on the 18th!!!
pppppppllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee!
:

pretty*monster

I'm home. I'm home. I'm home.
I've been to France 14 times in my 15 years on this Earth and i hate it.
Yuck to the food.
Yuck to the poeple.
Yuck to the preasure to wear shorts.
Yuck yuck yuck to the fact that i have to spend 5 weeks (2 this year, thank god for ctyi) in a campervan with my family.

i miss you too Theresa. lots and lots and lots and lots.

Hat Girl

kate, have you had some jolt?
some caffeine of any description?
oh god............have you overdone it on dextrose...AGAIN?
you sound happy and high.
am depressed.
go away, oh person who can attend ctyi reunion.

sorry.
i love you kate.
boohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo
I MISS YOU KATE!!!
PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!!!

littlehedgehog

poor poor treasa.....................you sound so lonely and sad......................POINT AND LAUGH nahhhhh... the reunion might be put back to the 30th tho? it hasn;t been decided????

Hat Girl

even if it isn't put back to the 30th i'll go on my own and sit by myself in stephens green, crying quietly.

Crash

Theres gonna be one on the 17th and the 31st, as my executive powers have kicked in.

So there.

Hat Girl

I LOVE YOU NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

/me nudges Neil, you're in there boyo.

Anyway, God damn you Neil for stealing my idea of having one on the 31st and then taking the credit. Damn you to hell! Helllllll!

pretty*monster

Originally posted by Hat Girl
kate, have you had some jolt?
some caffeine of any description?
oh god............have you overdone it on dextrose...AGAIN?
you sound happy and high.

overdose on dextrose ???!?
that doesn't sound like me
oh wait yes it does
but never again i swear

Hat Girl

oh kate my dearest little donkey...
you and dextrose create some sort of inhuman beast...
plz don't o.d. on it again, its more than the world can handle!

pretty*monster

Hey I didn't do it on purpose, I didn't even know what dextrose was until you told me I'd had too much of it.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

People on dextrose and all it's variants are insanely funny, and they rock. But if they come out of it bad then it all sucks.

Damn that fscking squirrel. I swear to God, he's following me. From Dublin 1 to Dublin 13 ... the dastard!

Hat Girl

kate didnt exactly turn out too compatible with dextrose.
im all in favour of drug use, but some people are already nutty enough without any help.... (nudges kate)
hmm Kate? HMMM???!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Everyone's compatible with dextrose dammit ... evvvveeeerrrrryyyyoooonnnneeeee!

Hat Girl

oh compatible to a certain stage, but after that it just plain dangerous if overdosed on...like anything really.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Too much of anything is bad for you. Life is all about finding happy mediums.

Hat Girl

hahahaha indeed...i have discovered that there is only so much popping candy i can eat without being paranoid for an hour afterwards....

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Is it Irish popping candy or French popping candy? Thar be subtle differences between the two!

Hat Girl

i am in france.
therefore....you are talented youth, yes?

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Talented shmalented. It was a simple enough question, I thank you kindly for your ever so sarcastic answer. Indeed.

Hat Girl

i like sarcasm:D
'ees good sh!t man' *pronounced in jamaican accent*

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Yes, sarcasm rocks *ever* so much. :rolleyes:

Ah no, seriously, sarcasm does rock. So does the fat comic book guy from the Simpsons, if I can grow up to be half the man he is I'll be happy.

Hat Girl

i think growing up to be quqrter his size would be a healthy weight....
teeheehee
the sugar is taking effect!
i am joyous!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I meant his personality silly, I would hardly wish to become fatter. Although, being clinically disable does have it's appealing side. Nahhhh ...

Hat Girl

silly?
*giggles maniacally*
teeheehee
am silly!

uhhhhh....sugar....good...but...yet...bad.....

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Yeah, I laughed aswell 'cos it's such a silly word. Hee hee hee, there it goes again. And sugar isn't that bad, not as bad as, for example ... cats. But then again, nothing's as bad as cats. Frogs come close though.

Hat Girl

frogs are simply the sudonym i use for french people.
but you knew that anyway, didn't you?
and sugar is good!
sugar is VITAL for my survival!
sugar!
how i love thee!

pretty*monster

God Damn it.
Sugar, caffine and painkillers now have *no* effect on me at all.
There's still alcohol...although that effects me a little too much

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Originally posted by Hat Girl
frogs are simply the sudonym i use for french people.
but you knew that anyway, didn't you?

I kinda guessed, but I wasn't too sure. And how I love thee aswell.

Hat Girl

*sniffle*
ah i'm less suicidal now...all is less dark and gloomy.
i like kate.
i like bob.
i like sugar.

Aliminator

wat bout me? the talemented one.
i know i'm sad

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Don't be suicidal! We all love you, and read my reply PM.

Hat Girl

i like alim.
but not as much as b4 coz hes takin back the bomb.
and i have read your PM.
both of you.
strange.
alim and bob here, and alim and bob there.
hmmm.
i have to pack.

Aliminator

I'm SORRY THERESA!!
u can keep the sexbomb!!
(i know i'm incredibly shallow and sad)
i have self-confidence problems

Hat Girl

don't we all.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Don't we all ...

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Jebus Christ! We posted the exact same thing except you posted whilst I was writing mine. Good lord we're alike. Holy crap!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Oh, check your PMs Theresa ... and that was seriously freaky. Cool, but freaky.

Hat Girl

i am officially scared of you...in a good way, but still scared in the odd internet-telepathy-with-guy-i've-never-met way....
hmmmm.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Aww crap.

[Mental process.]
Well done ****wit, get her scared of you. Bravo.

Hat Girl

should i reply to that?
SHOULD i reply to that?
ahhhh my brain is melting....

Mystic Fibrosis

rapid cranial degradation is not good. damn, I just broke my favorite plec.

ll=llannah

you see? this is what happens to us whilst not at ctyi (wow- i just wrote whilst.....hmm....i'm too lazy to delete it even tho i spent more energy writing this apology for the one damned word)
dangerous.... very, very dangerous.....