Well... I saw this coming

lordsippa · 06-08-2002 5:52am #1

people more dateable than you (97%)
people just as dateable as you (0%)
people less dateable than you (2%)

God bless thespark. Truly.

YAY! LOW SELF ESTEEM PROVES WELL FOUNDED! ZIING!

<sven does happy "I WAS RIGHT" dance ignoring the painfully obvious... dare you tell him???!?????!??!?!?!?>

lordsippa · 06-08-2002 6:00am

Again it's correctly assumed me to be male... somehow. 86% confidence had it.... cool!

NOW onwards to retake the personality test and see what I've become since my stint as an "artist" <previously "mastermind", previously "guru">.

lordsippa · 06-08-2002 6:07am

Well... I'm a dreamer. I don't want to screw up my record 99% lazy score <by being honest might I add... somehow>.

SO I'm doing the innerchild again. Let's see if I'm a Little Old Filthy Pervert again shall we?

<yes I AM this bored and awake>

lordsippa · 06-08-2002 6:17am

My inner child is a:

Diva of the Sewers
(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)

If you want to know what that means... look it up. DAMMIT!

... I'm gonna finish this thread on Funky Digs... just realised how annoying this must be. Especially to adam. Sorry. I'm sleepy and ... odd mood.

Mystic Fibrosis · 06-08-2002 1:09pm

ah, another creature of the night... (eventhough its 3:10 iun the afternoonover here, im scared to go out at night)

You Funky dig people seem to scrutinize us a lot.... grr. Yes, I have seen Funky Dig. It's cool, but I will nevert be invited on....*sniff**

Mystic Fibrosis · 06-08-2002 1:11pm

oh yeah, Wylde Chylde. I'm too scared to take the date test beacause im scared ittl reveal what I've known all along...

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 06-08-2002 1:56pm

I'm 86% dateable, yet I never score, so Sven .. don't worry about your low score.

Also, this scared the **** out of me but TheSpark had 80% confidence I was a woman.

I'm also apparently 29% gay.

lordsippa · 06-08-2002 4:15pm

Well.. I'm something like 51% gay <which it claims is exactly what the majority of gay men are???>.

Also in the sex test, I told it I was a 17 year old bisexual. So now I'm supposed to score while 17 <quite possible> and will have sex with only 10 guys <no girls> and only 3 of them will I love. ... erm... joy?

nosmo · 06-08-2002 9:06pm

Well, Sven, when worst comes to even worse, you can have me.
Anytime you want
baby
*rubs nipples*

nosmo · 06-08-2002 9:14pm

<BEGS>

Originally posted by dukman

You Funky dig people seem to scrutinize us a lot.... grr. Yes, I have seen Funky Dig. It's cool, but I will nevert be invited on....*sniff**

</BEGS>

Hat Girl · 06-08-2002 9:23pm

oh dukman, i feel your pain (& fear!!) about being dateable !!!
i avoid that particular test with a certain passion, for am scared to be judged in very un-flattering way......
(sniff sniff......will be all alone forever......)

Mystic Fibrosis · 07-08-2002 2:18pm

nah..you're too hot not to be dateable.

s0l · 07-08-2002 5:46pm

ahh! there 80% sure I'm a chick! but I'm in the middle! I walk the line! booyah!

Enfant Terrible
(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Child)
awh, thats changed

s0l · 07-08-2002 6:17pm

the monkey is touching the man!!!!!!!!!!
why god why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<head explodes>

my email is s0l@barrysworld.com i cant remember all my results so go that way! w00t!

qwidgybo · 07-08-2002 6:26pm

78% dateable
87% female
wylde chylde
23% gay

...that's all i can remember,i'm not sure if i've done others

Green Hand Guy · 07-08-2002 9:11pm

65% dateable. It says people probably find me fute (funny and cute).
24% gay
18% bastard
59% cut throath (they don't have that test anymore)
91% pure
46% lazy
And my inner child is the toymaker. Sort of like a mad scientist.
Also my personality is a Healer.

Hat Girl · 08-08-2002 9:35am

is confused.....am in frace, but yet can hear strangled snatches of anya (SHUDDERS) from below this room....odd, that.
And dukman, i will not grace your post with a reply. though you are entitled to your opinon of course, mine just differs.
ahhhhhhh nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no more goddam synthesized crapola music !
I CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS FREAKY COUNTRY!!!!

:mad: :rolleyes:

Shoeless Ailbhe · 08-08-2002 7:18pm

I only remember emgarassment, and that i'll love everyone i have sex with, which is extremely sad! And i remember barry aldwell turning out v. impure (but so did hou man, i think!) and quite a bastard, but he didn't need a test to tell him he wasn't dateable! He he he......... sorry barry! oh, he didn't take the gay test either...... interesting. Comment Barry??

Green Hand Guy · 08-08-2002 7:44pm

Well I'm friends with Barry and I can tell you all the dirt. He got 99% bastard but claims that he faked most answers. He definitely didn't. He IS 99% bastard. And obsessed with guns. I'm just posting this because he threatened to sue me if I slandered him and I'm seeing if he was serious. Also he threatened to flush my dog down the toilet.

Barry Aldwell · 08-08-2002 8:35pm

Firstly, on the bastard test, I said that I got 99% and Conor said that I must have faked it. I did, but that's not the point. The point is that 0% are more bastardy than me, 0% as bastardy as me and 100% less bastardy than me. Everything else in Conor's post is actually the truth, so I won't sue him. I'll just kill him instead.

And on the homosexuality test, myself and Conor are two of the few non-homophobic people in our school, so I don't care how gay a test says I am. And I was only 20% anyway.

And Ailbhe, at least I didn't say in the purity test that I had sex in a silage pit.

P.S. My gun obsession has recently subsided to a simple fascination.

purplepolkadot · 08-08-2002 9:07pm

orangerhino, aka bob, yes? i thought you were like one of the manwhores of session one? was i THAT wrong??
and s0, you said booyah, therefore, I have a sneaking suspicion i may have made your acquaintance were you at session 1 02? ??
i can't see what i'm typing right now cos my screens gone a bit blue. that explains this post being nonsensical. i just have to find out if i know s0l cos booyah was a big part of my CTYI experience.

oh and thespark thing: i'm 79% lazy and pregnant and i'm gonna have four babies. and they're most likely to get clubfoot.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 08-08-2002 11:23pm

Hmm, Bob + Manwhore = no. I was a gay best friend to a lot of girls though, which can be roughly translated as "ugly fat straight friend who does not have a chance with me". Either way, I had fun.

Crash · 08-08-2002 11:26pm

Right, i am........75% dateable.
.........................84% lazy.
.........................I will have sex with 1 person, at the age of 19, who i will love, and it'll be a long and fruitful relationship.
.........................I am 80% a woman...Damn Fu<king spark, never liked it anyway.....
........................32% gay.
........................23% bastard.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 08-08-2002 11:38pm

Okay, here are my full results. Yes, I was insanely bored today.

The Personality Test: ARTIST (Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler ) [Artisté? Me? No.]

The Inner Child Test: The Rich Bitch (Perverse Spoiled Functional Adult) [Um, okay. That's wrong.]

The Lazy Test: 54% lazy [Makes sense.]

The IQ Test: 122 [Um, okay. Me dumber than before.]

The Gay Test: 29% gay!

The Stress Test: 10% stressed. [Yeah, laid back Bob.]

The Gender Test: You are definitely a woman! 80% confidence. [Like, what the ****?]

The Slut Test: 39% slutty. [If only someone would take advantage of it!]

The Bastard Test: 27% bastard! [A bit too high for my likings.]

The Bitch Test: 10% bitch! [Okay ..]

The Greed Test: 40% greedy! [Damn, way too high.]

The Wealth Test: 40 years old! [$1,000,000 by the time I'm 40? Okay!]

The Sex Test: 2 people! (First: 19, Love: 1) [Eh?]

The Un-Telligent Test: 53% Un-telligent! [Me? Untelligent? That's um-possible.]

The Pregnancy Test: 3 children. [Maybe.]

The Death Test: January 20, 2064 (76) [Not a patch on mi abuelo, RIP.]

The Purity Test: You are 81% Pure! [Yeah, that's me. A little angel. Or not. Wayyy off here folks.]

The Dateable Test: 86% Dateable. [Now if only I could find someone who'd date me?]

So, there's me.

Hat Girl · 09-08-2002 8:24am

Bob! seeing as i am too scared to take the dateable test for fear of embarrasing negativity, and you really REALLY want to date someone.......perhaps we cold come to some arrangement?

strawberry · 09-08-2002 5:14pm

Funky Dig is the only place one can hide from all these scary new people whom one can't visualise, and one keeps thinking one knows but doesn't.
<me goes running into Sven's comforting arms. *snuggle*>

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 09-08-2002 6:48pm

Hat Girl, perhaps we can make some arrangement. Although, seens as I don't even know your name ... well, hmm. Either way, we shall make an arrangement to meet in a secret place that no one in CTYI knows of, it be known as St. Stephen's Green. Indeed.

Green Hand Guy · 09-08-2002 6:57pm

Here's more of my results I forgot to post:

Pregnancy Test: Not pregnant (phew. Then it was the cafetetorium* food). 2 children.

Sex Test: 2 people, love one of them, first at 16 (This year? I doubt it strongly, fute as I am).

Stress Test: 12%

*Cafetorium™: A word invented by me to make the cafeteria sound more interesting. Pron. caf - ey - tory - um. Noun.
Plr. Cafetorii

Green Hand Guy · 10-08-2002 5:36pm

Here's another meaning for cafetorium™:

Cafetorium™: An exotic coffee made from the scrapings of a cremetorium oven.
Pron. caf - ey - tory - um. Noun.
Plr. Cafetorii
Verb. Cafetoriumating

Hat Girl · 11-08-2002 5:29pm

Orangerhino - I am theresa of the hat.
Be forewarned : to remove it is to die.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 11-08-2002 5:34pm

Ah, hello Theresa. I shall endeavour to remove your hat at least once in my life, but I promise I will have good reasons and therefore you won't kill me. Or you will, either way ... Yay!

Hat Girl · 11-08-2002 7:16pm

you sound remarkably happy to face death....perhaps a career as a suicide bomber is your destiny?
I'm not joking by the way, about killing you....
(mwahahahaha....i will eat your liver!)

purplepolkadot · 11-08-2002 9:04pm

awww, poor bob. maybe i could join in with Theresa of the hat (not that i know you) and make you REALLY happy

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 11-08-2002 9:09pm

Yay! Lisa, and Theresa, and me being happy. Oh lord the possibilities. And no Theresa, I won't touch your hat. Ever. I might take it's virginity though. Is it still a virgin?

Hat Girl · 11-08-2002 9:11pm

YES YES COME JOIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teeheeheeheeheeheehee
oh god, am disgustingly needy of love and affection.

help!

Hat Girl · 11-08-2002 9:13pm

the hat is virgin-like and pure.
innocent and chaste.
alot like me, really.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 11-08-2002 9:19pm

Maybe I shall leave your hat pure, it seems to enjoy life that way. Out of curiousity, what does this magical hat look like?

Hat Girl · 11-08-2002 9:22pm

its in a league of its own.
just wait and see.
or else ask someone else from sesh2 2002.
they all know the hat.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 11-08-2002 9:25pm

A league of it's own you say? Excellent. I shall endeavour to find a description of this magical hat. Where's Neil when you need him? Here Neil ... here boy ...

Hat Girl · 11-08-2002 9:31pm

baaa
me likes your mind, orangeRhino!
hahahahahaha
i must meet you some time....if i haven't already done so?
(apologies: memory like sieve)

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 11-08-2002 10:41pm

I don't think I've met you yet, I was at the reunion on Friday for a while but I don't recall being introduced to a Theresa. Damn, we shall meet soon enough I suppose.

Oh, and you better wear your blue hat when you meet me! I told ya I'd find out what it was like. I know "blue" isn't a great description, but still.

Crash · 11-08-2002 11:17pm

Originally posted by Hat Girl
the hat is virgin-like and pure.
innocent and chaste.
alot like me, really.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*HAHAHAHAHA*splutter*AHAHAHAHAAHAHA*fall over dead still laughing*

Sorry Theresa

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 11-08-2002 11:19pm

Theresa, we have definetely not met. I saw a picture of you, and your hat (thank Neil for that one) and I definetely would have remembered meeting you, your hat and your sexy eyes. Indeedly.

Oh, and now I know that you weren't there on Friday aswell because your in France ... I forgot about that. All the same.

Hat Girl · 12-08-2002 12:16pm

NEIL!!!!! stop ruining my methods of confusion!! if bob is happy to think of me as innocent, pure and virgin-like, then leave him content in his ignorance!!!!!!
no really...i AM pure..kinda...
hum.
x
t

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 12-08-2002 12:19pm

So I take it you aren't particularly pure? Either way, works for me.

Hat Girl · 12-08-2002 12:23pm

maybe you should talk to neil..or else read the thread called
'i fought the law...' coz in it is one of my stories of non-chastity

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 12-08-2002 12:27pm

Oh Neil has told me of your non-purity, no specifics but "met", "nearly", "every", "guy" and "campus" were used in the same sentence.

Hat Girl · 12-08-2002 12:29pm

no! he speaks lies! LLLLIEEEESSSSS!!!!!
i met 15/16 people on last night for slut race, and only had 3 boyfriends...one for each week, you see.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 12-08-2002 12:33pm

/me ponders, why the hell wasn't I there for the last night of session 2?

Ah well, fair play to ya anyway.

Hat Girl · 12-08-2002 6:40pm

fair play? hmmm i suppose thats an acceptable response...
the chastity claims are perhaps a wee tad lame at this stage.
now you know of my exploits (well...you know enough!)
i cant feign innocence anymore...damn!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 12-08-2002 7:37pm

Fair play, of course it's a good response. Some girls would either not meet that many people* or would deny it. You on the other hand, are cool.

* Granted, some girls aren't pretty enough to score that many people. You are though honey.

Well... *I* saw this coming

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