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MUTV Advert

  • 03-08-2002 8:31am
    #1
    b20uvkft6m5xwg
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    ####For Immediate Release####
    As of 28th July, 2002 Alens have taken over the body of Ryan Giggs.

    The Pryons Colony are aliens who are specialists in proctological examinatipns. Although, this intrusion has not seem to affected Ryan's ability to speak, it has however affected his ability to *blink* while reading an autocue.

    Dr. Martin Van Norstrom, added: "Extensive proctological examinations have been known to affect the left side of the brain". Manchester United refuse to comment as to whether it has disabiltated Ryans left wing abilities, however Director of marketing, Ken Watkinson has stated Ryan will never appear in MUTV adverts again.


    ####ENDS###


Comments

  • #2
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    :D

    Its a shocker of an ad!

    Mike.


  • #3
    Pigman
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    If you're so sure they have the ability to anally examine Giggs then maybe they'll take Luke Chadwick on board their spaceship and take a trip to uranus!

    Seriously tho, terrible ad alright. More unusual than meeting a ManU fan from Lancashire and almost as horrifying as Alex Fergusons wig.


  • #4
    b20uvkft6m5xwg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,695 ✭✭✭b20uvkft6m5xwg


    Its a shocker alright to say the least

    --
    Luke Chadwick is earmarked for the next ad- He'd be an improvement on Giggs in fairness :D


  • #5
    CHRISTYG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭CHRISTYG


    Didn't Luke Chadwick sign for Everton last season?


  • #6
    gandalf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    "Hi my names Ryan Giggs you may remember me from adverts like......"

    ROFLOL you can even see his eyes following the autocue :)

    Priceless Telly.

    Gandalf.


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  • #7
    b20uvkft6m5xwg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,695 ✭✭✭b20uvkft6m5xwg


    Originally posted by CHRISTYG
    Didn't Luke Chadwick sign for Everton last season?

    Not according to the Official MU Website.
    http://www.manutd.com/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=3315

    Maybe you're confusing him with Johnathan Greening, who went to Middlesboro a season or two a go !?


  • #8
    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Everton have a player called Nick Chadwick, thats probably it. The ad is a classic. Ive only seen it yesterday , and all the friendlys advertised are over. I can see a career in TV for giggsy after football.


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