Premature announciation to piss everyone off

Barry Aldwell

Everyone's gonna hate me for the minute of their life that I'm about to waste, but here goes.

I'm makin' a site. Here's the address.

Useless, yet (un)funny construction notice.

Those of you with shorter attention spans will already have visited it and noticed it's crapness. Wait a week. I (might) have it up then. I'll tell you when. Be patient. Or turn this topic into a random off topic conversation. Whatever floats your boat.

Shoeless Ailbhe

Is it all IR pictures or do u have pics of people in compromising positions elsewhere?
Oh, nothin too embarassing, as i keep saying.
xxxxx

NeoSlicerZ

Damn right...
Also i have a really wonky picture of u , and Ailbhe, and Jennie.
I should really work on red eye reduction

NeoSlicerZ

Embarrasing...
lol, I have a really wierd picture of Kay, a nice one of Susan, and one where u look positively freaky. And then there's the pic where george and Jesse......

Barry Aldwell

I have an EXTREMELY dodgy picture of Jennie and Shane. It could be a scene straight from a daytime tv series. I also have a few pictures from the mini-olympics/farce.

Wait a week. Then all will be revealed.

Barry Aldwell

You send me the George/Jesse picture or I will post the picture of you wearing your "sports goggles."

NeoSlicerZ

Lol
I'm proud of my sports goggles.
And i will send the pix over , when i get my scanner working/ i get off my lazy arse

Elvish

i have a camera's worth of photos. I can't remember exactly what they were, probably mostly engineering ones though.

-rob

Barry Aldwell

I have thrown together a thing that can not be described as a website (more one page and a folder). But it has the pictures. That's all that matters. And I'm 6 days early. And I have personified my lazyness in a website. Yay for me!

The badness

claire h

The pictures folder is coming up as an "unavailable tripod directory"....

Barry Aldwell

I recently noticed. Everybody forget about this. Don't make me use the "amnesia ray" (shotgun). I'll have something rudimentary up within 24 hours. Providing that I sleep at all tonight.

Barry Aldwell

I said 24 hours, but my lazyness turned that into 6 days. Anyway, I have the incredibly bad site up. It has the pictures, so leave me alone about the quality.

1, 2, better not sue!

article6

No worries, you got it in the week Barry.

Nice pics, if you turn the monitor upside-down in one of them and look at the clouds you can see me

claire h

Eeep! You've got a picture of Spiffy (Daniel) with those trousers! *jumps up and down with joy*

Yay for pictures!

littlehedgehog

are spiffy's bunny pants! lovely!! nicola was supposed to wear them on her date with rory l........which by an unfortunate accident never came about *sob* so she wore them to the last disco instead........and almost died from heat exaustion memories!

NeoSlicerZ

Damn it Barry get my name right it's Hou-Man!

NeoSlicerZ

btw , Cara Murphy's e-mail is starbabe@eircom.net i think

joe the coat

barry, you have my full permission to put any and all photos involving me. particularly any of me at super-happy-giant-fun-chess. i want to see what it looked like from outside.:)

Barry Aldwell

I believe that it was "Super-Happy-Fun-Giant-Chess." Also on that day: Tram-bam-polining.

I actually have a lot more pictures (70 in total, I think that there's around 24 on the site) and, in the unlikely event of my esquisite lazyness subsiding, I may put more up.

claire h

Would the promise of sexual favours increase the chances of your laziness subsiding...?

Declan L.

Sexual favours eh?

Godammit im starting a picture site right now!




So about those favours..................

claire h

Hey, hey, this is not a free-for-all!

Oh, what the heck. You provide the pictures, and you will be...appropriately compensated.

Barry Aldwell

Normally I'm amazingly lazy, but when I am offered sexual favours (or am high on caffeine) I'm Mr.Active/hyper.

*does the hyper dance, which, to onlookers, looks like an epilipitic fit*

The major problem is that I have to make a crappy web page for every picture if I want to include comments/mockery.

On a totally unrelated note, everyone from IR will/should remember when I called George a papacopronecrophiliac*, which was closely followed by George freaking out despite not even knowing what it means. Well now I have an even better mockery: paedopapacopronecrophiliac**! Let the message spread: George is a paedopapacopronecrophiliac!

*Papacopronecrophiliac: A combination of fetishes.
Full meaning: A person with a fetish for the sh!t of dead popes.
Pronouncation: Papa-copro-necro-philiac

**Peadopapacopronecrophiliac: An extention of papacopronecrophiliac.
Full meaning: A person with a fetish for the sh!t of dead child popes.
Pronunciation: Paedo-papa-copro-necro-philiac

joe the coat

that was... interesting. a very interesting hour or so. damn that duck...

NeoSlicerZ

Barry, is your right arm massively out of proportion to your left?

napoleon_b

Good old sexual favours, they can get u anywhere in life. Indeed barry u should post all ur pics, i mean how hard can it be. Sorry i missed the reunion 2day, or yesterday or when eva. Anyhoo, in the picture named "Still depressed" does anyone know wat im doin wit my hand??????

And since ur al probably expectin me to do it, woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob.

And 4 the hell of it a few more:

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Hat Girl

do that again and i'll woob you.

Barry Aldwell

You'd be shocked at how hard it is. Firstly, I have to upload the pictures, which takes a long time and slows my connection to an even slower crawl. Then I have to make a web page for every picture (thank god for frontpage express) and make sure that it shows the internet picture, and not the one on my hard drive. Then I have to link the index to every page that I have created. The current sloppy site took about 6 hours to create, including editing and uploading the pictures. And, as anybody that knows me will attest, I am extremely lazy. Many sexual favors will be needed.

Hat Girl

oh barry with the obviously exciting and adventurous life you lead,
i'd pay you in sexual favours anyway, you fox!:D

Barry Aldwell

My life is so full of excitement right now. I mean, look at my schedule:

Monday 19th : Nothing
Tuesday 20th : Go see Sum of All Fears with Conor
Wednesday 21st -> Thursday 29th : Squat
Friday 30th : Go back to school.

I'm bursting with excitement. Among all of these things, where am I supposed to find time to make a site?

napoleon_b

Ha ha u've to go back to school on the 30th. lol

Mystic Fibrosis

I go back on the 27th. But into transition year!! w00p!!!!

Barry Aldwell

In my school the first years have to go back on the 27th. Thank god for transitition year...................

Crash

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
You'd be shocked at how hard it is. Firstly, I have to upload the pictures, which takes a long time and slows my connection to an even slower crawl. Then I have to make a web page for every picture (thank god for frontpage express) and make sure that it shows the internet picture, and not the one on my hard drive. Then I have to link the index to every page that I have created. The current sloppy site took about 6 hours to create, including editing and uploading the pictures. And, as anybody that knows me will attest, I am extremely lazy. Many sexual favors will be needed.

Em....wow, you use frontpage...no wonder it takes so long and is brutal

Right, i'm putting together a big site with lots of peoples photos....so do i get sexual favours of Claire?

Hat Girl

ahem?

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Originally posted by Hat Girl
ahem?

eh?

Crash

Ok then....Do i get sexual favours from anyone (Theresa, you know i meant to include you...but you didnt offer )

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Neil, you know there are sexual favours from me for you anytime.

Mbabazi

Look lads, I got on well with both groups in Sesh 1 and Sesh 2, but this is taking the crossover a bit too far. Bobby, I still have access to uni-hoc sticks and Neil, I'm still owed food by you!!!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Ah, but we were in the same RA group last year so it isn't really a crossover ... um, maybe it is. Either way, am I the only little fsck yiz decided to beat with uni hoc sticks at three o'clock in the morning? For the love of God, I wouldn't mind if yiz kept hittin' me on the body where the bedseats protected me but one of yiz had a sly shot at my head yiz bastids! I'll have my revenge someday yeh whore yeh.

Mbabazi

Among the other luminaries who slipped and fell repeatedly on uni-hoc sticks that night were Matthew Barrington, Adam Trusley, James King and a few others.

Didn't Bob eile land on a hockey stick aswell?

That was me with the headshot by the way. ;-)

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oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Ah, so I wasn't the only one who accidently fell on those sticks of death. And Bob with the Hat didn't fall on any sticks, although I think he hit his head on the desk thingy in a fit of laughter at me being slapped around. So he indirectly got attacked by those bastard sticks.

Aliminator

U R ALL SO LUKY!!!! TY!! i'M going to 6th!!! AHHHH!
and school starts on the 26th!!!!!
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
the woobs don't sound as good on screen joe gel
SEXUAL FAVOURS!! WHERE?!?!?!?!??!?

Hat Girl

rrrriiiiiighhttt here alim.....!:p

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Dearest Theresa, you seem to be forgetting my sexual favours ... or do I get any? Aww crap.

Hat Girl

i suppose you get some for doing the CTYI contacts thingy, but really, after removing me from your sig, i might stop all contact!:D
am ever so hurt...:p

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Happy now dearest Theresa? And I would like to point out I was never even in your sig!! :P I'll ring you in a minute honey.

Barry Aldwell

What about my sexual favours? That's it, no more pictures without many, many sexual favours! From women! Soon! And if you want pictures of Conor or Bob I will need to be appropriately compensated!

Crash

CTYI photos . This is just a few of them, havent been arsed enough to do all the ones of other peoples

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
What about my sexual favours? That's it, no more pictures without many, many sexual favours! From women! Soon! And if you want pictures of Conor or Bob I will need to be appropriately compensated!

You have pictures of me? I feel so violated! Yet, so erotic ...

Hmm, indeed.

Barry Aldwell

More I shall be obtaining them when we go back to school. If I am appropriately compensated.