SPAM of the day

ButcherOfNog · 14-03-2000 3:10pm #1

Ah i get some class spam mail

Subject: Dracula Active Again: Report from Transylvania

GIRLS DISAPPEAR UNDER MYSTERIOUS
CIRCUMSTANCES

TRANSYLVANIA (IT) - Two attractive young women have disappeared while vacationing in the Transylvanian Mountains. Their garments have been found stained with partially digested blood and bat and human saliva. This and similar occurrences are causing international concern. Detective Iulia
Popescu of the Transylvanian Police has concluded that the missing people are now slaves to the infamous Count Dracula.

Does this news article frighten you?

WE INVITE YOU TO COME TO TRANSYLVANIA.
on an inexpensive, complete travel package
that includes roundtrip airfare, ground transportation, hotels, food, tips, sightseeing, guides, entertainment, horrifying surprises - everything.

The expedition will spend several days exploring the Transylvanian Mountains, home to the bloodsucking Master of Midnght.

During your ordeal, you will visit the authentic haunts of the Count himself including his private castle. You will also have a terrifying stay in a region that was controlled in the 15th century by the Count's father, Vlad Dracul.

You will stay in comfortable, carefully selected hotels feasting on lusty local cuisine and sipping the full-bodied, blood red wines of the region.

You will be eagerly serviced by fair maidens and handsome lads naive in the ways of the world and fascinated by foreigners.

While relaxing, you will spend quiet romantic evenings by candlelight with a companion, serenaded by gypsy violinists. Or, if you prefer, you will be swept away by the frenzied dancing of costumed locals. Casinos are also available for the more
daring.

From the moment you step off the plane, there will be lots of fun and nasty surprises. They will delight and frighten you - but you will be safe.

This theme tour is for men and women, young and old alike. Only the weak, cowardly, and impotent will flee from this unique opportunity.

This tour is fully guaranteed and organized by a licensed international travel bureau. Entertainment and effects performed on location by professional theatrical troupes.

Space is limited so the courageous must apply immediately.

Call 1-713-866-4056.

We await your call seven days a week, 24 hours a day, including Sundays and holidays.

amp · 14-03-2000 8:55pm

Man this is a total hoax!! If it were even vaguely true the w's would all be v's!

sheesh!

Lunacy Abounds! Play GLminesweeper!

TwoShedsJackson · 14-03-2000 9:08pm

Originally posted by ButcherOfNog:
This theme tour is for men and women, young and old alike. Only the weak, cowardly, and impotent will flee from this unique opportunity.

rofl