If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

golf accident

BEAT · 2002-07-25 14:08:24

Is this unconscious man your husband? asked the officer. A woman nodded her head. Did you strike him with this golf club? asked the officer. Sobbing,the woman nodded again. How many times did you hit him? asked the cop. The woman said, Oh, I dont know...5, 6, 7...he put me down for a 5. :D

25-07-2002 2:08pm

#1

BEAT

Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 5409

Is this unconscious man your husband? asked the officer. A woman nodded her head.
Did you strike him with this golf club? asked the officer. Sobbing,the woman nodded again.
How many times did you hit him? asked the cop.
The woman said, Oh, I dont know...5, 6, 7...he put me down for a 5.

0

Comments

#2 26-07-2002 9:56am

eddhorse

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2001

Posts: 5673

?????:(

0
#3 26-07-2002 9:59am

Gaz

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2002

Posts: 1265

...he put me down for a 5

As in 5 on her score card ... ie: golf joke .....

0
#4 26-07-2002 10:19am

eddhorse

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2001

Posts: 5673

yeah i got that much , but still not a smile ,must be my hangover ,may have to reboot the old humour server

0