10 Things You'll wish You Didn't Know

Pretence

this is so important i feel it was necessary 2 share it with all yee good people!!


thank god i didn't receive this before i ate my lunch!!





10 things you'll wish you didn't know....



1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a firend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

Rabies

*cough*

Pretence

whoops, just seen this has been posted already, so please don't tell me what I already know....

its just i felt that this knowledge has of great importance and failed to see it had already been shared....

anywhoo......

Pretence

and rabies is the winner, well done....

i'm quite scared be the quickness of your response, but thank you...

Agent Smith

your right, i wish i didnt know them

TheSonOfBattles

Originally posted by Rabies
*cough*

That was a year and a half ago rabies, get over it. There's load of new boardsers after joining who haven't seen it, so fair dues for posting it.

Senor_Fudge

ah well down the hatch and what not

sceptre

Originally posted by TheSonOfBattles
That was a year and a half ago rabies, get over it. There's load of new boardsers after joining who haven't seen it, so fair dues for posting it.

Look at the dates - at the time of posting it was two days old

TheSonOfBattles

I see, I was only looking at the date of post on the linked thread, and assuming this thread was started recently. Question now is, why the hell was this thread, that is also a year and a half old dragged up?

The_Goose

Originally posted by agent smith
your right, i wish i didnt know them

it was him he did it!!!!!!:ninja:

whosurpaddy

Originally posted by agent smith
your right, i wish i didnt know them

out of interest why would u resurrect a 1 1/2 year old thread if you had nothing new to add to but that?

hedgetrimmer

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands


Wel now, that's an interesting fact. Does that mean women tend to observe the act more, or wash less


/ducks and runs for cover

Slutmonkey57b

Oooh, it was posted "earlier" - 2002.

Like anyone's going to trawl through the 2002 After Hours posts again. Get over it.

Looks like women are randier than they are given credit for. More power to them.

ferdi

Originally posted by Pretence
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

12 litres????? this mus be a lie

Sleipnir

So, do women masturbate almost twice as much as men or do women only wash their hands half as much as men?

whosurpaddy

Originally posted by ferdi
12 litres????? this mus be a lie

i read it as one twelveth of a litre, think this would be more beliveable.

Bard

Originally posted by ferdi
12 litres????? this mus be a lie

He said 1/12. Looks like one over twelve (one twelfth) to me.

User45701

Ye i knew some of that but i didnt know the food and hair oart - very bad, its a good thing i rarley eat. and i actually got a pubic hair in a saussage a few days ago

Dave

Seems like a load of bollox, where would they find such information. I'd say I haven't shook hands with 11 women in my lifetime, let alone a year.

Sleipnir

have to agree with dave.

a 25x5x3 meter swiming pool would have between 250,000 and 315,000 litres of water in it.
If one person swallows 1/12 of a litre of urine in one hour how much of that 250,00 litres is urine.
How much water would they have to swallow at the same time?

That's all makey uppy.

sometimes I think too much

Agent Orange

The existance of fanny farts should be 11.

Giblet

Originally posted by Agent Orange
The existance of fanny farts should be 11.

Thats disgusting....

They're called "Queefs"

UnrealQueen

Originally posted by Pretence
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

thats disgusting and can't surely be true.

Originally posted by Giblet
They're called "Queefs"

I didn't know they had a name.:dunno:

Terminator

Originally posted by Sleipnir
have to agree with dave.

a 25x5x3 meter swiming pool would have between 250,000 and 315,000 litres of water in it.
If one person swallows 1/12 of a litre of urine in one hour how much of that 250,00 litres is urine.
How much water would they have to swallow at the same time?

That's all makey uppy.

sometimes I think too much

Thank you for putting it into perspective.

Anyway there's probably worse things in our drinking wate than in an average swimming pool.

Pink Bunny

Being relatively new, I hadn't read it before, so thanks....I think.
Did you ever wonder , given the title of the subject, that any of us even choose to read this? It's kind of like when someone yells "Don't Look!". What's the first thing we do?

*Note to self....start wearing gloves out in public, especially when opening doors*

irishgeo

whats the point of washing your hands in the bathroom as your going to contaminate them the moment you have to touch the handle to get out of the bathroom?

Sev

Sounds like a load of made up crap to me.

ixoy

Originally posted by Pretence
10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a firend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

What are my friends egesting into their crisps or something? They don't use toilet paper??
These facts sound like they belong in a tribunal.

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Dave
Seems like a load of bollox, where would they find such information. I'd say I haven't shook hands with 11 women in my lifetime, let alone a year.

WHAT ??? don't u go to mass man, Peace be with u etc etc ???

Saviour_Angel

Originally posted by Rabies
*cough*

Please excuse me while I go and get sink...! ! !:dunno:

Rabies

Originally posted by TheSonOfBattles
That was a year and a half ago rabies, get over it.

Apology accepted

Originally posted by Saviour_Angel
Please excuse me while I go and get sink...! ! !:dunno:

newbies are really funny....

Vader

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

Where did you get this info from

simu

Is there a source for this info?

My biology teacher at school used to tell us the one about swallowing insects but I never believed it. Unless they were really tiny insects (like midges or someting - you'd barely notice them), I'm sure you'd start to choke or feel some irritation

Kold

80% of statistics are made up

Dave

Originally posted by bananayoghurt
WHAT ??? don't u go to mass man, Peace be with u etc etc ???

No.

fatguy

Originally posted by Sev
Sounds like a load of made up crap to me.