Hazardous materials

Rabies

Hazardous materials information bulletin - please read!!

Materials safety data sheet
Element: Woman
Chemical symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adamov Eden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.659Kg but known to vary from 40 to 200kg
Occurrences: Copious quantities in urban areas

Physical properties
· Surfaces usually covered in painted film
· Boils at nothing, known to freeze without known reason
· Melts if given special treatment
· Bitter if incorrectly used
· Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common 'ore'
· Yields if pressure applied in correct places

Chemical properties
· Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
· Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
· May explode spontaneously, without prior warning for no known reason
· Insoluble in liquids but activity increases greatly if saturated in alcohol
· Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses
· Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
· Can be great aid to relaxation
· Very effective cleaning agent

Tests
· Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
· Turns green when placed near a better specimen

Hazards
· Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
· Illegal to possess more than one sample, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with one another, if they do, evacuate the room IMMEDIATELY and preferably do not return to the location of exposure for about 10 years!
· Highly volatile if exchanged for a newer sample

Ruaidhri

hehe so true
tis a good one..

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.659Kg but known to vary from 40 to 200kg