Simpsons Quote Game

Pigman

Here's how it works. Guess who said the line and then give the board another quote for people to guess. If all goes well we'll be having the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off!

BTW, from trying this in the past when lots of people get into this the answers are coming thick and fast so the best thing to do is to include a number before each quote.


Here's a few to start it off ...


1. 'Damn immigants, they can't even speaka da lingo'
2. 'Oooh! Fat sarcastic Star Trek fan? You must be a big hit with the ladies!'
3. 'I, I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.

4......

Blitzkrieger

1. Moe
2. Store clerk guy
3. Ralph

4. You can't use the word 'sex' on the Internet!

Makaveli

3. Smithers
4. Marge?

5. "What are you doing in my corpse hatch?"

EL_Diablo

5. Mr. Burns

6."I moved here from canada and they think i'm slow..............eh?"

DiscoStu

6. "Kid in special class with bart when homer worked for hank scorpio" long name eh

7. "So this is what it feels like, when doves cry."

Makaveli

7. Millhouse

8. "I bent my wookie."

Stinkah

8. I'd reckon ralf

9. "Don't make me run I'm full of chocolate"
10. "Ever wonder why women leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke."

Pigman

9 was Ooter the German exchange student
10 was Rainier Wolfcastle.


11. 'Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Xmas ... the birth of Santa.'
12. 'Order, order, do you want to be like the real U.N. or do you just want to squabble and waste time?'
13. 'Have the Rolling Stones killed!'
14. 'There's very little meat in these gym mats. '
15. 'You took four minutes of my life and I want them back. Oh I'd only waste them anyway.'
16. 'All right! Free nose jobs for everybody. Ugh, you first'

Stinkah

11. Bart I think
13. Has to be monty burns ??
16. Maybe Moe

EL_Diablo

11.Bart
12.Skinner
14.Lunchlady Doris
and wasn't 7 Jimbo? when the bullies were all locked in the basement of the school?

anyway

19."Anyone ever tells you a hog won't bite off a finger,they's lyin"
20."Buy him out boys"
21."It was terrible.We had to do this stupid kabuki play about the forty seven ronin, and I wanted to be oshi but they made me ori"
22."You can really go places in the travel industry.Feel free to use that one"
23."Do you like football?Do you like nachos?Well then lets go watch the game and eat some nachos."
24."No, unless you have a cure for cancer.....Do you have a cure for cancer?"
25."I was so gay.But I couldn't tell anyone"

BKtje

16: Dr. Nick
20: Bill Gates
23: Ex-President Ford (or whatever his name was :P )
24: Moe



26: .''hi principal Skinner. Hi Super nintendo Chalmers
27: Person 1: This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Person2: You say that so many times its lost all meaning.
28:I'm Idaho!
29:Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo
kniiife.
30: Teacher, I pasted my head to my shoulder!
31: saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode. I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
32: I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler
33: Ow! The bees! They're defending themselves somehow
34: Person1: My work here is done.
Person2: But you didnt do anything.
Person1: Didn't I?
35:You wanna signal me, use this bird call :whistles, a bird attacks his face: Ow ow! Not the face! :bird moves to his crotch: Ooh! Okay the face! Oh that actually feels good after the crotch!

EL_Diablo

26. ralph
28.ralph
30.ralph
31.homer
32.homer
33.homer
34.person1 -leonard nimoy person 2 - lisa
35.moe

36.aw psh.... i knew it was too good to be true

BKtje

Thought up some more

37:First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
38:I'm itchy! I've got ants in my pants! I'm discombobulated! Give me a culmative!
39:The trick to getting out gum.. is peanut butter! There. Now that gum should lift right out. Hmmm..... maybe it needs a little Mayonnaise to get going. Okay, you go sit in the sun and let it melt in.
40:Hey, y'know what, I could call my mom while I'm up here. Hey ma! Get of the dang roof

Love that last one

Guy Incognito

Some of them weren't answered so here goes:

1. Don't remember anone saying that but Moe said something like "You know what really aggravaises me? It's those immigants. They want all the benefits of living in Springfield but they don't even bother to learn themselves the langwitch"
2. Sarcastic shopkeeper exchanging a Batman utility belt
3. Smithers
4. Marge
5. Burns
6. Canadian boy in Bart's class in Cypress Creek
7. Jimbo Jones
8. Ralph Wiggum
9. Uter
10. Rainier Wolfcastle
11. Bart
12. Skinner
13. Burns
14. Lunchlady Doris
15. Hans Moleman
16. Dr Nick Riviera
17. Dr. Hibbert?
18. Comic Book Guy
19. Cletus
20. Bill Gates
21. Homer
22. Gil?
23. Gerald Ford
24. Moe?
25. Huckleberry Hound
26. Ralph
27. Person 1: Marge Person2: Homer
28. Ralph
29. The Hobo on the train that told the old stories.
30. Ralph
31. Homer
32. Homer
33. Homer
34. Person1: Spock(can't remember his real name) in the Monorail episode Person2: Random person?
35. Moe
36. Woody Allen at the fake awards ceremony to reunite the Simpsons
37. Homer
38. Grandpa
39. Marge
40. Cletus

I need to get out more!

41. "If we're not back, avenge our deaths."
42. "Hello, hello, you have my pills. I'm cold and there are wolves after me."
43. Person 1:"What's the point of this test?" Person 2:"No point. I just thought he could lose a little weight." Person 1: "The jiggling is almost hypnotic." Person 2: "Yes, it's like a lava lamp."
44. "Look at that pointy-hairded little gurl."
45. "Woohoo! Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed."

Klytus

41. Homer
42. Abe (Gandpa) Simpson
43. Mulder And Scully (X-files)
44. Homer
45. Homer

46.
Person 1: "You're gonna have to lick my thumb so I can turn the page."
Person 2: "Can't I just turn it myself?"
Person 1: "NO!!!...But I'll let you keep picture you like."
Person 2: "Ok how bout that one?"
Person 1: "You can't have that one!!!!! That's a cocnut cake!"
Person 2: "Do you have any real cakes?"
Person 1: "Oh no I don't care for cake, far too sweet. Now..."

Klytus

41. Homer
42. Abe (Gandpa) Simpson
43. Mulder And Scully (X-files)
44. Cletus (not homer actually, sorry bout the confusion)
45. Homer

46.
Person 1: "You're gonna have to lick my thumb so I can turn the page."
Person 2: "Can't I just turn it myself?"
Person 1: "NO!!!...But I'll let you keep picture you like."
Person 2: "Ok how bout that one?"
Person 1: "You can't have that one!!!!! That's a cocnut cake!"
Person 2: "Do you have any real cakes?"
Person 1: "Oh no I don't care for cake, far too sweet. Now..."

Thanx 4 The Fish

46 - Bart & Mrs Skinner

47 - Boy, everyone is stupid except me

Ph3n0m

47 - Homer


48 - Please Krusty this is so demeaning
49 - 1) And you, you ugly hate filled man 2) Hey I may be ugly and hate filled but, what was that other thing you said
50 - In my house we call them uh-oh's
51 - You dont want to know how far I'll go to get those tickets
52 - Stop laughing at me, I was like you once
53 - Homer, you took six silver bullets for me
54 - That wasnt part of the deal Blackheart, that wasnt part!!!
55 - You never what your capable of, I never thought I'd shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong
56 - How much sex would be invloved, because if its some (shakes fist)
57 - Whenever I hear the wind, it will whisper Lowenstein....Lowenstein
58 - That smells like sodium tetrasulfate bonding with chlorophyll

Dustaz

54: homer
55: homer
56: homer
57: marge
58: skinner

What happned to ppl just posting one or two quotes, does it have to be 156 each time?:)

eddhorse

59 . dustaz

stevoslice

60. I brought this wall from home.

Jimi-Spandex

60. Gill
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61. wait, those are prescription pants!
62. You're not the time Kent! You're not the time!

lynchie

61. Comic Book Guy


63. You won't grow nothin' on the old Simpson farm. That's why your daddy abandoned it.
64. 'Lord And Lady Huffington Of Sussex'
65. 'Now, I'm off to battle aliens in a far-away planet'

koneko

48 - Sideshow Mel?
49 - 2 is probably Homer
50 - Ralph?
51 - Bart
52 - Homer!
53 - Barney
54 - Homer!
55 - Grandpa Simpson
57 - Marge
58 - Principal Skinner?

Jim

63. Old Farmer
64. Sherry Bobbins
65. Poochy?

66.".......now im goin over to emit's fix-it shop, to fix emmit"

DiscoStu

65. James Woods. damn im good.
66. charles bronson.

67. "my hiatus hernia is acting up"

lynchie

67. William Shatner

Right back at ya!!! :cool:

68. "You know what's even better is Jesus, he's like 6 Leprechauns"
69. "No point I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight."

Jim

68. ??????
67. Dana Scully

Makaveli

Re: no. 7
"So this is what it sounds like when doves cry"

Did Millhouse not say this when he met the Shelbyville Millhouse in the episode when they went to rescue the lemon tree?
I'm nearly positive he did.

Anyway.

70. "So without further Apu"

DiscoStu

68. now thats got me stumped.
70. was that skinner?

71. "Get a room fun boys"

lynchie

70. Moe
71. Baron von something.. he says it to bart and grampa i think???

You give up on 68? Its the episode with the leprauchaun coming over from ireland on Aerlingus and homer and bart trying to catch him.



72. "Not one of you are fit to guard a Russian rock band"

koneko

71. Err, German guy
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73. "My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Draco

73. Ralph

DiscoStu

72. that bodyguard trainer bloke.

74. "I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again"

anthonymcg

74. Wasnt that the guy who stole the sugar when Homer had the mound in the back garden?

75. "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."

lynchie

75. Homer



76. "Now you know what you must do -- burn them! Burn them all"


btw, 68 was Carl when they were talking in moe's about using a leprechaun to get rid of the gypsie's curse

Ruaidhri

76. "Now you know what you must do -- burn them! Burn them all"

that little Leprechaun dude that was sitting on ralph's shoulder

Jimi-Spandex

77. "trab pu kcip"
78. Person1 - Love that chewing gum walk
Person 2- Very Wrigley!

Jim

77. possessed milhouse
78. person 1- misc boy 1
person 2 -ralfh

79"..........oh yes that crippled irishman"

zAbbo

79 - Monty Burns in the Boo Boo Teddy Bear Ep

80. "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."

TinCool

80. Homer

81. My eyes, the goggles do nothing

Kali

81 McBain (as radioactive man)

82 "bart, this ones for you"

lynchie

82. Lisa?

83. "No but my name is written on my underwear. Oh wait these aren't mine"

TinCool

83. Otto

84. Your enfactuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman, and you'll find you have nothing in common.

Jim

83. Barney

84. "Bake him away toys"
85. " U kissed a girl, that is so gay!"

koneko

84. Chief Wiggum
85. Jimbo wasn't it?


86. "We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy."

lynchie

86. Millhouse?

87. "Ah geez Homer, you and Marge ain't cousins is ya"

BKtje

87: Wiggum?

88: Ah cripes. Now i gotta comb this side over!

The Gopher

87-Moe(when they thought Bart was gay and then Homer mentioned Lisa was a vegetarian)
88-Homer I think.

89-Thats right.I steal now.

DiscoStu

88. homer

89. "Good night springton, there will be no encore"

The Gopher

Bit of congestion here between me and Stu:( Therefore Disco stus quote is number 90 and mine remains at 89.Therefore
89-Thats right.I steal now.

90- "Good night springton, there will be no encore

By the way number 90 is spinal tap