Teenage Mutant Ninja Weeds

Mercury_Tilt

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ykt0di9url7bc3

once a week, hoe out the weeds!

it's a ****ty job but its gotta be done

stereo_steve

IT used to be my job to give advicec on weedkiller and I knew nothing about it! But I did learn somethings from the horticulturist during my two years!

There are basically two different types of weedkiller; for use on grass and then the ones that are for use on paths were al organic material is killed. You need the later.

I GUARANTEE that pathclear will do the job for you. It even prevents anything from growing for up to 3 months (except moss, apparantly it encourags them!). OR if you want you can use round up. It comes in a spray form and its powerfull stuff. I've seen it take down a load of ivy that was growing on a wall.


Happy weed killing!

Mercury_Tilt

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Occidental

Try Roundup. It costs a fortune but will kill anything it comes in contact with and is especially good for deep rooted weeds.

Falkorre

hehehe,....
u want no weeds or other plants to gro ever again tilty-boi? if so, do what i do, salt the earth once a year! lol

B:ninja:

DapperGent

Whizz on them directly after a night on the batter.

PH01

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt

I feel a bit sad for that slug that got caught up in the whole scorched earth thing.

I wouldn't feel sorry for those fùckers!

Slugs and snails are the Devils children and every time you kill one the world becomes a better place!

DEATH TO THE SLUGS AND SNAILS!!!

daveg

Try some napalm on those fúckers. That'll clear the weeds my friend.

Victor

I was going to suggest this.

Originally posted by daveg
Try some napalm on those fúckers. That'll clear the weeds my friend.

Until next week when some seeds blow in and use the nice vacant spot you have provided. I hoed (sp?) my sister's patio / garden path yesterday and it's not something I want to repeat. One thing you might try is raking out the joint and filling them with sand (no nutrients).

I would try rotating the weed killers you use, it would appear that some more resistant varieties aren't killed by the brand you use. Sounds like a classic case of survival of the fittest and evolution.

You could cement up the joints in the slabs, but it would look cack and would be cracked by next year.

You could lift the slabs and lay black plastic under it (make sure you don't disturb the ground), allowing for drainage.

To lay paying in future, you must sterilise the ground beforehand.

sceptre

Originally posted by Dawntreader
u want no weeds or other plants to gro ever again tilty-boi? if so, do what i do, salt the earth once a year! lol

Oh, now that's evil. I'll bet it works though:D

Mercury_Tilt

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Falkorre

I really did lolol

ever try weeding patio slabs from a chair? pain the feckin a$$ lemme tellya!
Last place I lived, massive weeds would spring up between slabs, so, once a years, in spring, a couple bottles of table salt between the cracks, not one weed all year, and never harmed the plants in the beds along the sides of the patio unless i went over the edge an even then.....

B

Victor

My sister has a third of an acre and I cut the grass the other day. Some areas had not been cut with the ride-on mower and had become overgrown. There were 2 weeds about 4 feet tall that despite my not inconsiderable nearly 14-stone would neither break, nor budge. I had to run the mower over them a half dozen times.

DriftingRain

Merc, here in the U.S. we have Round UP. God Love Round Up. My driveway would look like a jungle of weeds if it weren't for the stuff.

HEHEHE Good Luck Weed Killer

DriftingRain

My sister has a third of an acre and I cut the grass the other day

Awwww. Such a good brother Wish my brothers would cut mine...

Victor

Originally posted by DriftingRain
Awwww. Such a good brother Wish my brothers would cut mine...

Sorry I mis-stated that. I cut the three lawns - I only did the borders (walls, trees, buildings) on the third of an acre.

DriftingRain

Sorry I mis-stated that. I cut the three lawns - I only did the borders (walls, trees, buildings) on the third of an acre.

Ahhhh...Blimy...LOL:) At least you were helping. My brothers just stop by to check on me then state that "I need to mow my lawn"
Bahhhhhhh...And It wouldn't take then a hour and a half to mow and weed-eat my little yard.

The Muppet

Clean out the joints. Mix dry sand and cement and brush it into the cleaned joints.

MisterAnarchy

I use Hytrol in extreme doses.
It will kill everything.

daveg

Indeed Hytrol will kill weeds and everything else for up to a year. Roundup can be used to kill grass at the edge of boundry's.

uRbaN

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