one for the road...

Defenistrator

A couple of motorways and a dual carriage way where having a couple of drinks at a roadhouse one evening, comparing potholes, and bragging about how tough they were. One of the motorways said that he should have been replaced by now, but they just kept patching him up as he was tough as concrete. All of a sudden a red tarmacadam lightweight comes walking in, and sits down with the mororways and dual carriage way. The dual carriage way says "Oi, bugger off, this is a private session, go sit over there with the by-roads and slip roads", when the toughest motorway in the gang whispers "better mid yer lanuage,I know him, he's a cyclepath"

omg that was even sadder then when I heard i first..:-(

pauldeehan

I think I'm going to have to kill myself.

zAbbo

ditto

Acidflash

Originally posted by Defenistrator

omg that was even sadder then when I heard i first..:-(

yes it was

xern

Hmmmmmmm!

Ruaidhri

*cringe*
man that's worse than most of my jokes. you should be ashamed of yourself

harryhawk

didn't think it was that badmyself. certainly an improvement on the 'super fragile calloused mystic hexed with halitosis'.

zenith

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Lump

Oh that is really really shít.


John