just one prob

Blitzkrieger

So I'm going to Germany to work for the summer, which is great. I'm getting paid twice what everybody is getting here (3 times what some poor muppet who's going to Sweeden is getting) and I don't even have to pay tax!

Speaking German though, could make even the simplest tasks v difficult. Getting a haircut for instance. Anyone know the German for short back and sides?

Blitzkrieger

Just thought of another problem

How exactly am I going to tell which magazines are pornography (so I can avoid them of course)?

You look at a men's magazine, there's a picture of a beautiful woman on the cover. You look at a women's magazine, there's a picture of a beautiful woman on the cover.

TwoShedsJackson

Originally posted by Blitzkrieger:
Speaking German though, could make even the simplest tasks v difficult. Getting a haircut for instance. Anyone know the German for short back and sides?

Ein Kurzer Haarschnitt, bitte.

Blitzkrieger

babel is a useful little prog but I've tried using it b4 and it's anything but perfect.

btw the answer to the mags problem....the women on the covers of the men's mags will be wearing less clothes

Trojan

Just pipe your vocalisations through babel.altavista.com

No problem t'ya.

Alo.

BossArky

I'm here in Germany at the moment till the middle of September.I've been here less than three weeks and I've almost been arrested twice.The Germans are some nutters!They go mad if the bus or trains happen to be more than two minutes late.Unfortunatley they do not like to listen to my tales of the Irish public transport system.

MiCr0

blitz -> what u going to be doing in germany?

Blitzkrieger

see munich fell tru thread!

MiCr0

what were u to be doing?

Vorosha

they all speak english...

Blitzkrieger

I wasnt actually there long enough to do anything. He gave me an introduction to what they do, but like the code for the office door, I don't think I should tell.

The company was www.varetis.de so u could check that (if u give a damn)