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Work vs Prison

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  • 25-02-2000 5:05pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭


    IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
    AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
    AT WORK: You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to
    pay for it.

    IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK: You get rewarded for good behavior with more
    work.

    IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and
    unlock and open all the doors yourself.

    IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK: You get punished for watching TV and playing
    games.

    IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
    AT WORK: You have to share.

    IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK: You cannot even speak to your family and
    friends.

    IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
    required.
    AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
    then they deduct taxes from your salary to
    pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through bars
    from the inside wanting to get out.
    AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out
    and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
    AT WORK: They are called managers.

    IN PRISON: It is expected that you end up getting "close"
    to those around you.
    AT WORK: Same thing, but you get fired for it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    hehe
    i like it smile.gif

    This is Commander in chief of the USS Esses, signing off.


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