northsider girl

Rabies

A Northsider girl goes to the council to register for
child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker
"10" replies the Northsider girl.
"10???" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Northsider girl "its great because if they are out playingin the street I just have to shout WAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the Northsider girl... "I just use their surnames"

seamus

Hehe n1

MelKor

:rolleyes:

Spunog UIE

heh heh

pauldeehan

:eek: Slut

Zyox

lol, i like it

reminds of:
What does a northside woman use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter

memphis

That a classic Rabies, a sure classic. haha.
I like it!!!!!!!!!!!

leeroybrown

A northside girl is doing the washing up when her daughter asks her:

"Mammy, why are your hands so soft?"

She replies:

"It's because I'm only fécking 14!"

Zyox

roffle, nice one leeroy

what do you say to a northsider in a suit?
guilty

what do you say to a northsider in a uniform
big mac and coke pls