Trinity - late night digs

SYL

Just got a quick question, maybe someone passing through here might be able to answer. I heard that some of the labs in trinity college are open all day and night. So, pending this, would it be possible to go on the piss in town and then retire to one of these labs for some kip before starting the next day??? This is coming from one who lives in the country and still wants to go on the beer in college.

quozl

you wont be allowed into college after midnight without a residents card. It's to stop vagrants such as yourself soiling our lovely premises
quozl

eth0_

Who told you that, any student can use the 24 hour labs as long as they have their student card.

SYL

Hey quozl, I'll be a student on your 'lovely premises' this year coming, so I was just asking. Cab fairs to county meath can work out expensive you know!!!!!!
As for the vagrant part....bit uncalled for there, to be honest. But what is it they say about the consistency of stupidity????

Kev

Originally posted by eth0_
Who told you that, any student can use the 24 hour labs as long as they have their student card.

true, but you cant get onto the campus after 12 unless you live there.

SYL

When you say campus, does that mean like everything, labs included???

Kev

Originally posted by SYL
When you say campus, does that mean like everything, labs included???

yeah, afaik all the 24 hour labs are inside the campus.


quozl is just a bit attached to the college having spent so many years there, he often harks back to the days when you could shoot catholics on college grounds.

SYL

Bugger......looks like I'm going to have to find some way to replicate a residents card then...ho hum......

quozl

Look what this imbecile privately sent me

> that comment about the vagrant thing was seriously
> uncalled for. I was seriously hoping that when I
> started in Trinity, I'd find out that the people there
> were sound, not the arseholes that most people
> make them out to be. Looks like I was wrong!! Gosh,
> I'm really really looking forward to it now

I took the time to give you the relevant information, that is, that you would not be able to sleep in one of the labs, UNLESS you have a residents card. I then made a joke. As my reply said, "moron, get a sense of humour installed."

In my years on boards.ie, you are the first person stupid enough to pm me about a slightly irreverant joke like that. Well done!

quozl

DeadBankClerk

Originally posted by SYL
I heard that some of the labs in trinity college are open all day and night. So, pending this, would it be possible to go on the piss in town and then retire to one of these labs for some kip before starting the next day???

Im gonna stick my penis in your ear if you do that.

Dont be at yourself

Wow, free dbc love as well!!?

SYL

Oh Gosh, I'm soooo sooooo sorry quozl if I didn't get your razor sharp wit. All those years in trinity must have honed you into a deadly humour machine, I must not have been able to send you a proper reply because my sides were splitting at the time.
Hats off to this meathead everyone, He IS the funniest guy in the world and is not frightened to admit it.
I'd really love to meet you some day, really!! Maybe you could call me a vagrant to my face?

eth0_

Well Quozl or whatever your nick is, I think YOU are the one who looks like an idiot here. You presumed SYL wasn't a Trinity student, when in fact, he is.

Perhaps you should check the facts BEFORE you shoot your mouth off.

As for pasting in a PM....that really is a most unintelligent and unfunny move.

And by the way, I wouldn't suggest a career in comedy to you.

Kev

ban quozl

quozl

> Well Quozl or whatever your nick is,
Lol. or whatever my nick is? You sound like a bad bond villian. It's written there, check the join date even. Lol, moron candiate number 2.

> one who looks like an idiot here. You presumed SYL
> wasn't a Trinity student, when in fact, he is.

Actually I assumed he would be going to tcd next year. Its a bit unlikely someone would be cheeky enough to just decide to wander in off the streets and sleep in there. And he isnt a trinity student, he may be in september, but odds are, he'll fail, so we'll be spared.

As for Syl, if you cant understand (and handle) a bit of sarcasm, and gentle ribbing, then I think you will find college life an eye opener. People will not all dance around you on their toes in fear of upsetting you, as your mother obviously did.

> As for pasting in a PM....that really is a most
> unintelligent and unfunny move.
Actually, it was carefully judged to discourage the idiot from sending me more of them. I replied to a public discussion and have no intention of wasting my time confering with this idiot in private.

> Maybe you could call me a vagrant to my face?
Dear god. Get a sense of humour. What are you going to do , beat me up? Grow up.

quozl

PS Oh yeah, almost forgot. Ban Quozl!

logic1

I still love you Quozly Wuzzly.

.logic.

eth0_

>And he isnt a trinity student, he may be in september, but odds are, he'll fail, so we'll be spared.

Oh there you go again, ASSUMING he's a leaving cert student!
Perhaps in your blinkered world you've never come across a transfer student or a mature student?

> As for Syl, if you cant understand (and handle) a bit of sarcasm,

Your sarcasm and wit are very veiled, as I said, don't go into a career in comedy.

>Actually, it was carefully judged to discourage the idiot from sending me more of them. I replied to a public discussion and have no intention of wasting my time confering with this idiot in private.

Actually no i'd call that pettiness harrasment and I wouldn't be surprised if you've been reported to a mod.

DeadBankClerk

no mr farrel, i expect you to die.

eth0_

That's *Miss* Farrell :-)

Stephen

Jaysus. Get a sense of humour.

eth0_

I'm SMILING aren't I :-)

SYL

Hmmmmm, I can't help but feel a little responsible for this massive explosion of aggression here. All for lil' ol' me???
Well, Quazar or Swizzel or whatever your name is (its sad anyway), I HAVE gotten a place in trinity and I am curious about the place and actually have been to college already. So you are wrong on all accounts, which doesn't surprise me. I don't expect people to dance around me for fear of offending me, never have, never will. What I did expect though was a bit of culture and breeding to come out of Trinity, but if you're the best they can offer, looks like I've been let down. You're a sad little person, who thinks that just because they find something funny, everyone else should too. I have a GSOH but frankly yours just goes right under my feet (as oppossed to over my head!). Get a life you little thickar$e and get out a bit more, talking to people in the REAL WORLD (if you've ever been there?) is slightly different to writing to them over a forum, you have to appreciate both sides of the story. Maybe I'll explain this to you next time I'm getting a burger and fries off you in McDonalds?

quozl

for everyone to understand a joke, Id obviously have to reduece it to a level suitable for the lowest common denominator. While this might suit you, it would sadly bore my target audience - people with some intelligence. Now stop sending me PMs, you bore me
quozl

SYL

well quoz me ol' mucker, you actually admit you have a target audience for your humour. thats.....erm......sad. You can leave me out of that category in future though, my feet can do without your humour flowing underneath them; it makes the ground slippy with all the slime coming out of you. You're not big and you're certainly not clever. Go home little man, and dream of being a real person.

SYL

And just for the record, Queez (probably) sucks cock

SYL

If Quiz worked for carlsberg, he'd probably be the biggest cocksucker in the world.

SYL

just noticed too, just below his name on the left is written the work 'Freak'. How apt, so I'm not the only one with this opinion

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SYL and the rest of ya...
GROW UP.

the Question has be answered.
Case Closed.