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Dictionary By Gender

  • 14-05-2002 2:15pm
    #1
    prenton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭


    THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female definition: Any part under a car's bonnet.
    Male definition: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    LESBIAN (lez-bee-an) n.
    Female: A woman who makes love to other women.
    Male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.

    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male: Playing cricket without a box.

    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

    COMMUNICATION (ko-muu-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's Partner.
    Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with
    The lads.

    BUM (bum) n.
    Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look
    bigger.
    Male: The organ for mooning (and farting).

    COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's Girlfriend.

    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male: Sex!!

    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
    Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can Achieve.
    Male: What women do while the man is shagging.


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