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Cowboy and indian

  • 03-05-2002 9:47am
    #1
    Kraken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭


    A cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.
    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
    Indian: "Dog no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
    Dog: "Doin' all right."
    Indian: (Look of shock!)
    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?"
    (pointing at the Indian)
    Dog: "Yep."
    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
    takes me to the lake once a week to play."
    Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Indian: "Horse no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
    Horse: "Cool."
    Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian)
    Horse: "Yep."
    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me regularly,
    brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from
    the
    elements."
    Indian: (Look of total amazement)
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Indian: "Sheep lie."


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