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microsoft have released the source for windows 2000

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  • 25-02-2000 11:51am
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    >
    > /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
    >
    > #include "win31.h"
    > #include "win95.h"
    > #include "win98.h"
    > #include "workst~1.h"
    > #include "evenmore.h"
    > #include "oldstuff.h"
    > #include "billrulz.h"
    > #include "monopoly.h"
    > #define INSTALL = HARD
    >
    > char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    > void main()
    > {
    > while(!CRASHED)
    > {
    > display_copyright_message();
    > display_bill_rules_message();
    > do_nothing_loop();
    > if (first_time_installation)
    > {
    > make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    > do_nothing_loop();
    > totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    > search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    > make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
    > disable_Netscape();
    > disable_RealPlayer();
    > disable_Lotus_Products();
    > hang_system();
    > }
    >
    > write_something(anything);
    > display_copyright_message();
    > do_nothing_loop();
    > do_some_stuff();
    >
    > if (still_not_crashed)
    > {
    > display_copyright_message();
    > do_nothing_loop();
    > basically_run_windows_3.1();
    > do_nothing_loop();
    > do_nothing_loop();
    > }
    > }
    >
    > if (detect_cache())
    > disable_cache();
    >
    > if (fast_cpu())
    > {
    > set_wait_states(lots);
    > set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    > set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    > set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    > }
    >
    > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    > /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    > /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    > printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    >
    > if (system_ok())
    > crash(to_dos_prompt)
    > else
    > system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
    >
    > while(something)
    > {
    > sleep(5);
    > get_user_input();
    > sleep(5);
    > act_on_user_input();
    > sleep(5);
    > }
    > create_general_protection_fault();
    > }


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