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Police

  • 24-02-2000 2:58am
    #1
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭


    The jokes are back


    GOOD: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't

    getting many. Then, he discovered the problem - a 10-year old boy was

    standing up the road with a hand painted sign that read "RADAR TRAP

    AHEAD".

    The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading

    "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

    BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through

    automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent

    the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another

    mailed photo of handcuffs.

    BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle

    officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she

    said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's

    Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a

    moment

    of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then

    closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too

    hard to start her car for several minutes.


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