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Convention

  • 21-04-2002 2:33pm
    #1
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭


    Cant remember if i posted this one :confused:

    A man is away on business, at a convention for marvellous machines. He
    found a long corridor lined with machines and decided to try a few. The
    first he came to was called ''The Wonder Cut''. He inserted his money
    and did as he was told to do by the instructions. He lay back in the
    chair and after a few minutes the machine stopped and he hopped out of
    the chair, with the best hair cut he had ever had.

    Further down the corridor he came to a machine that said, 'For the best
    shave every insert here'', so he inserted his money in and place his
    face in the slot. And sure enough his face had the best shave he had
    ever had.

    He walked on down the corridor until he came to the last machine. It
    said ''for the man who has been away from his wife for a long time and
    is in dire need.. The rest of the words were rubbed of but he got the
    general idea. He made sure no one was looking and inserted his money,
    undid his fly and placed his ''thing'' in the hole. The machine rumbled
    and after a few minutes of extreme pain he withdrew his thing from the
    hole with a new shiny button neatly sewed on the end:


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