Final Exam

Acidflash

FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of
"yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,
stares
at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and
marking
the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half an hour
she
is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During
the
last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering
and
sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going
on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."
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THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided
to
kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a
little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped
your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in
the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde" She pinned the note
inside
the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next
morning,
she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the
big
oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following
note... "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do
this
to another!"
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NOT BLONDE, but . . .
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that
ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem,
NASA
scientists spent a decade and $12 Billion to develop a pen that writes
in
zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including
glass
and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians
used
a
pencil!

Vikktakkht

Liked both the blonde jokes...LOL

Heard the pen thing before... so why am I marrying an american?!

wiredtothemoon

here's another blonde joke :

a brunette, a redhead and a blond enter a lift. the brunette notices a patch of sticky white fluid on the wall and says "omigod that looks like......eeeeew". the redhead cautiously smells it and says "yep, definitley". the blond wipes some onto her finger, tastes it and says "well it's nobody that works in this building"