New Element Discovered . . . .

Keeks

New Element Discovered . . . . Administratium

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are
held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Administratium
has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it
impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4
days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Administratium's
mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes
some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that. Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
"Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it.

Saruman

sounds familiar! was in the Astronomy Ireland magazine

Keeks

Don't know...got it in a mail