500 quid goes a long way

Lenny

>This Irish guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Sinead, an
>>Irish
>> >student who is currently working behind the bar,takes his order
>>and notices
>> >his Irish accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a

>>bit. At the
>> >end ofthe night he asks her if she wants tosleep with him.
>>Althoughshe is
>> >attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her 100 quid

>>for the
>> >deed. Sinead istravelling the world and because she is strapped
>>for cash she
>> >agrees. The next night the same guy turns up again and after
>>showing her
>> >plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will
>>sleep with him
>> >again for 100 quid. She figures in for a penny in for a pound -
>>and it was
>> >fantastic the night before so she agrees. This goes on for five
>>nights. On
>> >the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he
>>orders a beer
>> >and just goes and sits in the corner.Sinead is disappointed and
>>thinks that
>> >maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits
>>next to
>> >him.She asks him where he is from and he tells her Cork."Wow, so

>>am I," she
>> >says. "What part of Cork?" " Bishopstown" he says. "Well holy
>>god - that's
>> >amazing," she says, "so am I -what street?", to which he names
>>the street.
>> >"This is unbelievable," she says, "what number? "Number 20," he
>>says, and
>> >she is truly gobsmacked. You are not going to believe this," she

>>says, "I'm
>> >from number 22 - my parents still live there!" "I know," he says.

>>"Your da
>> >gave me five hundred quid to give you!

rymus

Wah, nice one

The_Bullman

class effing class.