What do you call your mother?

Bard

Curiosity and boredom... Ick.

So... which is it?

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LIKE FAILURE, ATARI JAGUAR IS NOT AN OPTION!

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I ain't no stinkin Dub... I call my mother "Mom".

richindub2

First name :E

Kolodny

Just Mum. Or Mother when I'm annoyed with her. I always introduce to my friends by her first name though - she hates formalities.

Lex_Diamonds

"Mums" the word for me! Oh, and further proof that richindub is adopted...:P

richindub2

Originally posted by Lex_Diamonds
"Mums" the word for me! Oh, and further proof that richindub is adopted...:P

I happily admitted to being the spawn of rowan atkinson and a brillo pad :P

Dustaz

mum.... wheres YORE MA??

Pepe LeFrits

mum

smiles

Mum.

Mother if very very annoyed (taking the piss of her)

and (cringe) "MAMMMYYYYY!!!!!! Jesus! NO WAY!" (if she annoys me)

:P

<< Fio >>

Monkey

"I call my mother "Mom"." - what are you a yank?

Mum and mummy and all those should be seperate options.

I called her MY ma

The Sweeper

em, sort of like 'maw' I guess, unless she's doing something like telling my da 'take that bottle away from her she's had enough' in which case I address her as 'mother'.

DrunkLeprachaun

Mom, or mother if I'm talking about her(eg. "my mother said your ghey...").

conZ

D Mudr

conZ

i call my dad "pops".

Terminator

Ma / Mam for me .

Btw there's an alarming number of votes for mum/mummy - what's the average age here, kindergarten? :P :P

Rebel18

You all have great big feckin' Oedipus' Complex's :P

Mutter!!

Drunk pirate

I just say-HEY YOU

Victor

I don't call her.

Son of Blam

I call my mother "Atari Jaguar".

-Son of Blam

Dave

Mum

Enygma

To her face: Mum / Mother
To everyone else: De ol' lade

Neil3030

Usually mam.

An argument usually leads to me calling her "woman"

"Jesus, woman have you been listening to a word i said!!"

DeadBankClerk

YORE MA

strat

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
YORE MA

tbh

yellum

I really hate the phrase "ol lade"

mum, or her full name

Mills

Mam to her face (Why is it Mam/Mummy? I don't think I've called her Mammy or Mummy for a good 8 years) if I'm talking about her it's usually "my mother".

Yurmasyurda

Oi!!! Nutter springs to mind but because I'm nice I call her "Ma"

nanook

ususally mum and sometimes by her first name but when she pisses me off (which only mothers can) she is referred to as

"Mother dearest"

Which really gets the desired response



Good topic

Mossy Monk

i call her by her first name. when i was about 7 or 8 i started to call her by her forename to annoy her and it has stuck. in an arguement it would be mother or woman but arguements very rarely happen

phobos

To me it's Mom

To you it's Mrs. Fleming

;-phobos-)

Bard

I can't believe that more people call their mother "Bitch/Ho/Skank" than "Me Ould One" or "Mother".

... something fundamentally wrong there!

king of fifa

cork expression "the old lade"

Mountjoy Mugger

Originally posted by Bard
I can't believe that more people call their mother "Bitch/Ho/Skank" than "Me Ould One" or "Mother".

... something fundamentally wrong there!

I can't beleve it was put in as an option!

Terminator

My mother would probably prefer to be called "The Bitch" rather than "Oul One" :P

four_star

the question really is what do i call your mother

leeroybrown

LIKE FAILURE, ATARI JAGUAR IS NOT AN OPTION!

I'm pretty sure most mothers would be pretty annoyed if they were referred to as Atari Jaguar!

[The fight continues for Smilies with proper eyes]

Kairo

DBC's MA

fi

well i call my Mom Mum when i am calling her

when im talking about her i call her Mum or my Mother

when i talk about them collectivly they are the folks

when i talk about other peoples parents o call the the old dears or the folks or the elder lemons!!!

funny that!!!

alaskagirl

mammy if im whining or i want something, mom if im mad, dearest mudder if i'm teasing her. mommy if im just talking to her. my mommy if im talking about her, unless im mad at her, in which case she is "my mother"

b20uvkft6m5xwg

Hmmm this made me think....

Before I went to live in America as a young fella, I called her Mam,
When we lived in America I called her Mom,
and Now i call generally call her Mum or Mother.

I know alot of ppl who call their parents by their first names- I've never been comfortable with that TBH

And if I want to annoy my parents I call them Mammy & Daddy or Parental Unit 1 & 2 :cheeky:

Khynareth

To be the proper and well educated young woman I should be, it should be 'Mère' (Mother).
I tend not to call her, it saves me trouble!

azezil

"Oi food dispenser"

The Corinthian

Mamma.

Littletinyman

Here's a weird one - up until I was about six or seven, I called my Mother by her first name, usually repeated in threes and fours... then for some reason I just started calling her Mum instead and that's how it's stayed.